Martyn: Together they snuck in to the cave. Sir Pewds and his friends saw the 30 feet tall dragon Cryaotic.

Cry: Sup?

Pewds: We shall slay the dragon!

Martyn: Sir Pewds and his friends rushed in to face the dragon. But the dragon knew them well and said.

Cry: Oh boy. I love Swedish meatballs for dinner.

Martyn: And so the dragon ate them.

Dragonslayer Fanfiction