"I used to have a Magikarp in my Pokedex and it evolved into a Gyrados. But I snapped its neck before it happened. *snaps* I still think about the sound. It puts me to sleep."

"I punched a Charizard in the face, he never got up!"

"I stole a Pikachu from a child......then I ate it."

"If Pokémon aren't real, then why our eyes are real?"

"If Pokémon aren't real, then dogs aren't real either. *shoots Edgar with a crossbow*"

Pokémon GO (Going Too Far?)