*at the 'big three' table*

Jason: Idk man I just feel like these glasses kind of ruin my facial structure

Percy: Nah bro your face is fine

Jason: R u sure bro

Percy: Totally bro

Jason: But not as good as yours

Percy: Aw come on bro, no one's face is as nice as urs

Nico: 

Nico: I am literally the straightest person at this table