So I'm going to be publishing this really long comic called The Chronology of Friendship. I will just be writing the dialogue because it's too hard to narrate what is going on in the pictures. Sorry for those offline readers who can't see the comics.

Jason: Hold on, Percy, we're nearly there!!

Percy: Guuh

Percy: I feel like Loish Laaane...

Percy: Ta ta da da daaaaa

Percy: Ta ta da daaa da ta ta da daaa

Jason: PERCY!!! That's not even Superman's theme, that's Star Wars!!

Jason: You're getting more and more delirious from the Manticore poison...

Percy: I haaate flyin', 's not naturaal...

Jason: Says the guy who breathes under water...

Percy: Don't drop me, 'kay? Or your dad'll strike me down...

Percy: KABOOM!! No more Percy!!

Percy: He kinds hates me, your dad...

Jason: I know he's temperamental, but he wouldn't fo that far...

Percy: How d'you know? He tried to get Nico once...

Jason: WHAT?!

Percy: He missed, though. 'M glad he missed, Nico's m' friend...

Percy: M' creepy, scrawny friend...

Percy: M' scrawpy friend?

Jason: What the hell are you talking about??!

Percy: Oooooh look!! T's prettyyy!!!

Jason: Okay, we're healing you first.

Jason: But don't think I'm letting the subject drop.

Percy: Prettyyy.... Liiiights...