Me: So.

Me: It has been over a year. Almost two.

Me: And for the record

Me: I'd like to say I am vERY SORRY AHHHHHHHH

Percy: wait this is a valid question

Percy: aM I??!?!??!??!?!??!

Annabeth: Perhaps.

Nico: you are no god of me

Jason: 

Jason: is that Fred Jones

Hazel: who's that?

Me: you don'T KNOW MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD?!?!?!?!

Percy: your childhood was Scooby Doo?

Me: well yeah. I didn't have the whole 'saving the world before I turn sixteen' thing going on.

Frank: is that what you've been doing instead of updating this book? Watching Scooby Doo?

Me: uMM *sweats nervously* Onwards we must move!

Percy: ....when was this in the office?

Me: uhh the house party I think?

Percy: ah. okay. 

Me: aren't you gonna,,, say anything else???

Percy: no

Me: go off I guess.

Annabeth: i,,,wh a T....

piper: I look amazing.

Leo: wait look! everyone's a matching animal!

Leo: ...except me

Percy: awh, Leo, don't worry, it won't-

Leo: I shall never find love

Leo: I will be single forever

Leo: upon the gay boat

Calypso: I'm right here

Leo: #foreveralone

Me: well,,,,I believe it's time to wrap this up before Leo gets killed. Or sad. y'know.

Me: But I also want to say thanks for 5.4K views, 78 votes, and 34 comments!

Annabeth: oh but your actual stories where you put thought into and stuff have more, right?

Me: .........no. no they don't.

Me: anyways guys, I hope you all have a great day!! See you in the next ten years!!

Reyna: M nO

Me: bYeEeEEeeeE!!