Me: LET US BEGIN.

Will: *Screams out of fright*

Will: YOU DON'T HAVE THAT, DO YOU?!

Nico: I don't believe so...

Me: *Laughs*

Leo: OH MY GODS

Leo: THAT'S A GOOD JOKE.

Frank: I tell jokes!

Me: *Raises eyebrow*

Lorde:

Paul McCartney:

Hephaestus:

World:

Me: Well, okay...um... The next is Head-cannon-y, so it might have never happened...

Reyna: Jason has done that before.

Hazel: This is scary close to what we did do.

Leo: ACTUALLY, while I did try that, the messiest thing I ever did was that explosion-

Piper: I remember.

Frank: How did they know?!

Me: We may never know.

Jason: I AM NOT GENTLE.

Nico: This sums us up quite well. I agree with our choices.

Jason: *Frowning* I want only one.

Piper: No, four'll be fine.

Me: FOUR?!

Me: Well, uh, how many kids for the rest of you?

Leo: Hmmmmmm. Two.

Calypso: Yeah, at least two.

Percy: Three.

Annabeth: *Nods*

Nico: ONE.

Will: No, two.

Nico: NO.

Will: *Puppy dog eyes*

Nico: FINE.

Nico:....We'll decide later.

Hazel: Ummmm.... Three.

Frank: Two?

Me: Actually, maybe you shouldn't decide yet... None of you are married! *Glances at Reyna*

Reyna: I'd like three, if I ever do get married.

Me: Actually, me too! Wait, are we talking biological or adopted? 'Cause I want, like, seven.

Everyone: *Stares*

Me: Hey! I just want to have a lot of love to go around.

Me: Besides, I'll adopt.

Me: Like, a lot.

Grover: Well, uh... I guess I'd like four or so. *Shrugs*

Me: I had to crop this, and I apologize.

Them: Why?

Me: There was some...strange...extra stuff.

Coach Hedge: THAT'S ME! AND IT SOUNDS LIKE ME!

Me: Why do I love this so much.

Frank: Actually, I am the worst liar.

Leo: Yes! I'd do Bob!

Calypso: *Facepalms*

Leo: And Percy will always win Best Boyfriend.

Leo: WE CAN'T WIN.

Me: RUNNING OUT OF BOOKS WOULD BE SCARY THOUGH.

Me: But I won't.

Me: I'm only 35% through the local library's books.

Annabeth: Ha. 89%.

Me: WELL NO ONE CAN READ AS GOOD AS YOU, CAN THEY?!

Me: Plus, you're older than me.

Thalia: This happened.

Percy: Yeah, we had to bring Hazel in to specialize in the Mist.

Me:

That's it for today!