This is for you @The10thDoctor903

Baby ducklings! They're so cute and THEY'RE ALL MINE!
~Private

Shoes. Why? What's wrong with a penguin and his shoe box?
~Private

What's this? Amnesia spray! Fantastic! (sprays it in his face) What's this? Amnesia spray! Fantastic! (sprays it in his face again) What's this? Amnesia spray! Fantas...tic.
~Private

Uncle Nigel, please. The Red Squirrel is a fairy tail.Uncle Nigel, that's impossible because he doesn't exist.(After seeing Red for the first time) The Red Squirrels real? Really real? Really?
~Private

You're just jealous I have a Lunacorn and you don't.
~Private