# Damien

"Joe! Are you bloody mad!"

Damien yelled at his friend who was choking on his sandwich as Joe was munching on his food trying real hard not to laugh out loud.

"What! You look like a bloody swine!"

He said hoping to get a reaction from him. Wanting him to stop saying utter bullshit. Joe was a certified nutcracker.
Whatever the bloody hell that meant!

"Or worse... a freaking hippopotamus eating grass."

Damien frowned furiously.

Washing down his bite with some water Joe looked at his friend with teary eyes.

He was failing to keep a straight face at the moment because Damien being mad and hot-headed like this proved his point.

" You can't deny it! You do like him don't you?"

Joe teased his friend.

"Like what! Are you a bisexual in the closet? Huh? What do you see in him?"
Damien barked.

"Well,"  wiping the breadcrumbs around his mouth Joe spoke. He pointed his finger at where Ashton was, "Those girls should see something in him to flock around like that!"

"Oh, girls... Speaking of girls, he is always with them right!"

Damien spoke so fast that Joe was having a hard time catching up even.

"Huh?"
Said he going for another sandwich after adjusting his glasses.

"Yes! That's exactly what I thought! And have you ever seen him with a guy? In that way? Nah right? And what does that say about him? He is straight!
StRaIgHt! AS STRAIGHT AS THE SAUSAGE IN THIS HOT DOG!"

Out of fury he took his hot dog and waved it before his friend's face and Joe shrugged his suggestion off still clinging on to his ridiculous assumption that was completely wrong.

" You can actually bend a sausage. " Said Joe and it left Damien with his mouth agape.

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