~Start of Chapter 17~

I walk to the training field as the sun rises, seeing 2 slumped figures and my Nii-san standing perfectly straight. 'Of course he'd be standing perfectly straight.' 

"You're late!!" Sakura and Naruto yell pointing at my face. "Tell me lil' peeps is Kakashi here? Then I'm not late, yo." I walk over to Naruto and pull out 2 blankets. I place a blanket in front of a tree and sit down. I pull Naruto down to lay his head in my lap then cover him with the other blanket.

"W-What are you d-doing Ann-Chan?" Naruto asks as I run my fingers through his hair. "I know you're tired, yo. So sleep Foxy." I smile down warmly to him. He blushes as Saskue glares. I lean against the tree and begin our wait for Kakashi. 

*2 Hours Later*

Naruto is sleeping, I am on instagram, and Sakura is all over my Nii-san. I am looking over my phone seeing as I posted a picture of Naruto sitting on my lap and commented, 'My lil' Foxy. We're only friends.' 500 likes in 10 mins.

Kakashi finally arrives and Sakura jumps up to yell at him. I shoot her with a BB gun before she can open her mouth. All head turn to me. "Shut the fuck up, yo. Naru is sleeping, bitch." She is crying slightly as she holds her red leg. "You have to wake him for the test Ann" I frown, "Awww....B-But he is so fucking adorable, yo. Ugh fine." I lean down and press my lips to his forehead. 

Naruto opens his eyes slowly, blushing when he sees me. "W-What are you doing Ann-Chan?" I smile at him kindly, "Time for the test Foxy." Naruto bolts up as I clean up the blankets and Sasuke glares. 

"For this test you will have to grab a bell from me." Sakura, being Sakura had to comment, "Wait. There's only three bells and four of us." I gasp loudly, my face blank but sarcastic as their heads spin towards me. "OMG. Pinky can fucking count. Give that girl a cookie." I clap slowly, They choose to ignore me. 'Hmph, rude.'

I begin to think of a few strategies to beat Kakashi. "Go!" I look up to see only Naruto and Kakashi, "Hmm? Oh, zoned." Kakashi nods used to my bizarre states I get occasionally. I jump off, heading to my Nii-san.

'First my Nii-san a.k.a the asshole.' I think as I get to where my Nii-san is hiding in the trees. "Yo, Nii-san want to work together?" He waves me off, "Not now Imouto. I have to win this." I kiss my teeth, "Che asshole." He realized I'm mad and looks to me to talk but can't say anything because I've already disappeared. 

'Next target: Bitch.' I appear next to Sakura in the bushes, "Yo, Sakura want to work together?" I ask the pink headed girl. "Great idea let me go ask Sasuke!!" She shouts running away. 'Da fuq? What? Did that bitch just?.... Know what? Never mind.' I shake my head and head to my next person.

I walk out to see Naruto hanging by his foot and swinging around, "Naruto! I'm spidey. Not you. I wonder if this is how Kakashi gets his hair like that? Different question, for a different day. Anyway, Foxy want to work together?" I question him kindly. "No way! I have to do this on my own. Believe it!!" My eyes narrow to slits. I turn curtly and walk away, not before throwing a kunai over my shoulder to cut Naruto down. 

I walk into a clearing, "Kaka-baka I sensed you 20 mins ago. Let's fight.." With my call Kakashi walks out calmly and prepares for the fight. We both get into our stances. I feel all 3 of my teammates chakra, their watching. I activate one of my Kekkei Genkai's on my hands and stick it into one of my various pockets on my baggy jeans. 

"Yo, Kaka-baka, what's your view on art?" i question my teacher. "I think it is a beautiful thing that has no time or distance and it's everywhere." I frown deeply, "WRONG! Art is Eternally Fleeting!!" I launch into the air forming a giant unicorn to resemble the author's Reaper. (A/N: >:3) I form the Rasengan and Chidori in my hands using no hand signs. 

Kakashi's eyes widen as I charge full strength at him, "What did you idiots do to make her so damn angry?!" He yells as he dodges and pulls up his headband, revealing his Sharingan. I stop as suddenly as I started and I laugh evilly as I sway to a beat, 

"Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum"- I lean back and smile, sending chills down Kakashi's spine.

"What's wrong with me?

Why do I feel like this?

I'm going crazy now

No more gas in the rig

Can't even get it started

Nothing heard, nothing said

Can't even speak about it

All my life on my head

Don't want to think about it

Feels like I'm going insane

Yeah"- We engage in a taijutsu fight, Kakashi barely dodging my hits and cannot land a hit on me.

"It's a thief in the night

To come and grab you"- I grab Kakashi and throw him into a tree.

"It can creep up inside you

And consume you

A disease of the mind

It can control you

It's too close for comfort"- I whisper in his ear as he struggles to stand. Then jump farther back activating my tsugani.

"Throw on your brake lights

We're in the city of wonder

Ain't gonna play nice

Watch out, you might just go under"- I use my tsugani to create a wind and lift him off the ground, then I jump up to kick him creating a crater in the ground.

"Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Your mind is in disturbia

It's like the darkness is the light

Disturbia"- I jump back and chuckle darkly.

"Am I scaring you tonight

Disturbia

Ain't used to what you like

Disturbia

Disturbia

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Faded pictures on the wall

It's like they talkin' to me

Disconnectin' your call

Your phone don't even ring

I gotta get out

Or figure this shit out

It's too close for comfort"- As Kakashi stands I turn off my Kekkei Genkai's and we fight, Kakashi getting hit several times.

"It's a thief in the night

To come and grab you

It can creep up inside you

And consume you

A disease of the mind

It can control you

I feel like a monster"- I grab my head and shake it like I'm crazy.

"Throw on your brake lights

We're in the city of wonder

Ain't gonna play nice

Watch out, you might just go under

Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Your mind is in disturbia

It's like the darkness is the light

Disturbia

Am I scaring you tonight

Disturbia

Ain't used to what you like

Disturbia

Disturbia"- I slide and kick Kakashi's feet from under him. He jumps back up as I pull out my twin Katanas.

"Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum"- I dodge Kakashi's hits with dodges as if I have pulses going through me.

"Release me from this curse I'm in

Trying to maintain

But I'm struggling

You can't go, go, go

I think I'm going to oh, oh, oh"- I freeze Kakashi's feet to the ground. Making a swing towards his head with my hilt. He dodges but barely gets hurt only a small scrape.

"Throw on your brake lights

We're in the city of wonder

Ain't gonna play nice

Watch out, you might just go under

Better think twice

Your train of thought will be altered

So if you must falter be wise

Your mind is in disturbia"- I gesture to him signalling him to fight me again in taijutsu.

"It's like the darkness is the light

Disturbia

Am I scaring you tonight

Disturbia

Ain't used to what you like

Disturbia

Disturbia"- I somersault backwards and flash fire all around us even thought the area is already smokey.

"Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum

Bum bum be-dum bum bum be-dum bum"- The fight ends as we hear the bell ring.

Kakashi is barely standing as I examine my nails, walking from a bush and disperse my clone. "Only...a....clone?" Kakashi makes out as I nod and turn my back. "Yeah, I was too productive, how troublesome yo." I walk away and hear Kakashi collapse panting. "You idiots made her mad. Watch out." Kakashi send a warning to the hidden genining in their hiding place after he composes himself.

All the genining think to themselves, 'Oh crap.' As they head to the bell. When we all arrive Kakashi ties Naruto up for trying to eat before everyone else. "Well did anyone get a bell?" Kakashi asks smugly. They look down in shame as I nod and undo the substitution. "W-What?" Kakashi questions as he looks down at the petals on his waistband.

"We all got one, yo. Sasukes left shoe, Naruto's weapon pouch, and Sakura's headband." They all look in their respective areas and pull out a bell. I pull one out too,  "What, how-?" I cut Kakashi off and throw my bell behind me, "Baka, mine is fake, their's is real." Kakashi nods lazily. "Well all 3 of you don't have to go back to the ninja academy," I butt in. "School, yo" He ignores me. "You should....." He trails of as Naruto smiles widely, "Quit being ninjas." (A/N: Ninjas, Ninjai, Nins? Oh well.) 

Their jaws drop and Sasuke tries going Macho and attack Kakashi. "Don't step on Sasuke like he's some bug!!" Sakura yells. "You three think like brats. Why do you think we put you in 3 man squads?" I throw a snowball at Kakashi and it's a bulls-eye, "Oi, don't forget about me baka. This is a 4 man squad, yo." Kakashi sweat drops but continues. "Can someone tell why?" 

I put my hand up, "No moronic answers morons. It's because of teamwork, yo." Kakashi nods, "Ann's right, she's the only one that even considered this. Sakura you were to busy worrying about what Sasuke was doing to help Naruto who was right in front of you. Naruto you were too headstrong and denied Ann's request for your help. And you," he pushes Sasuke's head towards the dirt. "You were the worst. Thinking you were so above everyone to get any help even from your own sister. Skaura kill Naruto or Sasuke dies. Ann kill Sakura if she doesn't do it."

I smile and pull out my gun, "Gladly." Kakashi sweat drops, "Not really Ann." I pout, "Yo, I wanna do it!!" I try to sweat drop and I can't so I tear up. "Calm down Ann. In situations like this, soneone's going to die." Kakashi walks over to the K.I.A stone. "These are all hero's. Some of my closest friends are on this stone." I tear up for real this time and cover Naruto's mouth. 

"Naruto, so help me if those words come out your mouth I will put you in the hospital, yo. K.I.A means Killed In Action." Naruto looks sad and I uncover his mouth. "Alright. I'll give you one more chance. You can all eat except Naruto. I am rules here got it?" Kakashi 'poofs' away.

As soon as he's go I stuff Naruto's mouth with food. "A-Ann what are you doing?!" Pinkette shouts. "Let's test this theory, shall we? Listen to a guy that is mysterious to you and a complicated person to me and starve our teammate a.k.a my best friend or be defiant to make him mad, yo? I'll take the latter." 

Sasuke nods eyeing me, worried about my temper. "She's right. In a way." I snort, "Bitch, I'm always right." His eyes widen and he realizes how much trouble he's in. I never curse him out. Naruto's eyes widen too because he knows this. "Imouto I-" I cut him off, "Save it." Kakashi appears.

"You!!" He yells as he makes storm clouds appear. "Yeah?" I look up slightly from feeding Naruto as he just about chokes. "Naruto is our teammate!! We are one!!" Sakura yells and Kakashi looks at us and questions, "Is this true?" I shrug and they all either yell or nod in agreement.  "You-you....." They all shake but I don't, 'Oooo, maybe a horror movie later I need to see some type of bloodshed soon.' I think to myself.

"Pass." Kakashi ends with a  smile. I zoned out on their game of Q&A and begin walking away with them following soon after. 

"I KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN!! BELIEVE IT!! YOU GUYS!!" I make my clone disappear and walk out from the shrubbery. "Say your catch phrase again Naru and I'll take you for ramen, yo." I bribe him as I cut him down and he smiles. "Yeah, believe it!!" I get chibi eyes and he is creeped out, "SO KAWAII!!!" Naruto takes a few steps back. 

Deja-vu anyone?

~End of Chapter 17~

So...tired.....from....7....to.....2pm....I worked on this to post. My brother shut off the pc at first. Making me lose all my writing at 10 and so I had to re-type everything.

Deidara- damn, un.

STFU!!

Deidara- Shit. *runs away*

Hehe... whoops... forgot to say I was irritable.

Jeff- Crazy bitch.

Fuck you and Mitt Romney. (Not meant to be political, from TI's Memories Back Then. Don't know? Look it up.)

Jeff- What did you say?

*Grins evilly and eyes go demonic* Wanna fight bitch?

Jeff- *Eyes widen* Holy fucking shit. *Runs away as well*

BEN- *Passes by Jeff heading into the room but stops* Do I want to know?....No....walk away BEN and don't look back.

*Nod* Smart boy.

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Look at the song and picture. Pic is reaction to Sakura running to find Sasuke with her idea during the test.