~Start of Chapter 12~

Okay let's just say, I was in the hospital for another few days. 'Never again that lady is dangerous. Pretty, but dangerous.' I shudder at the thought of what she did. Oh yea, the reason I was all crazy yesterday was because of the medicine I was on.

Oh and guess what else? My brother being the nice duck-butt he is, is dragging me to school, "NOOOOOOO!!!!!! The torture chamber of death!!! Are you trying to kill me, yo?!?!" I yell as I'm dragged AGAINST my will. We finally get to the classroom but no one is there.........My eye twitches, "Sasuke so help me if it is Saturday and you dragged me here, hehe you won't have the family jewels anymore...." I trail off, grinning manically.

"Calm down we're early." I gain an irk mark, "WE'RE EARLY???? Fine! Though I get window seat, yo." I declare angrily sitting down as I feel him smirk. "Remember we talked about your smirking problem last night Nii-san and what I would do if you smirked?" I say sweetly with my back facing him and my arms crossed. I then get serious again, "Sasuke, I have to tell you something importan-" I'm cut off by a pink bimbo. "Why are you sitting next to Sasuke?" She questions me. "Listen Bitch, so far I'm having a bad day so far so if you don't shut up I'll take your pink hair and shove it up your ass, yo." I say calmly and look up with my famous glare and she shrinks away.

Today I wore a crimson ruffled cut-off top, black shorts, fingerless leather gloves, netted leggings, and bandages on my arms and legs. My hair was braided back into two pony-tails on opposite sides of my head. 'Hmm? I didn't think her voice would bother me this much. Where's my Foxy?'

"Alright class settle down, today we have a new student. Please come introduce yourself." Iruka announces. I stand up, emotionless and head to the front. "Whatever, the names Ann. To many humans irritate me......that's all you need to know, yo. Nosy Bitches." The boys have hearts in their eyes, the girls are.... I don't even know. Hinata raises her hand, "W-what d-do you mean you are a-agitated by h-humans?" I answer with, "I actually like you Hinata, and sadly humans are idiots and useless that's why I have my inhuman friends, yo. Like BEN Drowned or Jeff The Killer." I also give a small smile and she sends another back to me. The girls looked horrified at my statement, the boys still have heart-eyes, and the rest....Again I don't even know.

Shikamaru raises his hand, "What's your last name?" I smirk at him, "Wouldn't you like to know? It's none-of-your-fucking-business-so-stick-your-nose-elsewhere, yo." I finish. A Chunin pops into the classroom, "Iruka! Naruto is painting the Hokage Mountain!!!" Iruka yells, "What?!" And rushes out the room. "GREAT teaching Iruka!! Leave us KIDS ALONE, yo!!!" I yell but I'm pretty sure he didn't hear me.

As soon as Iruka left Bitch 1 and 2 walked to me. "Move out of my way bimbo and slut." I rudely say before pushing them out the way. "Wait!" Pinkette yells. I turn around slowly dragging out my answer, "Yeeeeeessssssssss????" 

"Who do you like in this class?" A whore asked me. If you haven't guessed yet it's Ino and Sakura. "Let's see so far I don't hate anyone except you 2, so that has to be an upside." I smirk at them. "No we mean like-like." I raise an eyebrow at her question, "Eh? Um well I have a higher liking to Kiba, Shino, Akamaru, Shikamaru, Choji, Naruto, Hinata...........Uh and that's it, I think, yo." I scan the classroom landing on a duck, "Oh and Duck-Ass over there." I jab a finger in Sasuke's direction. "No we mean like as in dating!!" Ino yells. "Ohhhh~ I see. Well I like Sasuke my boyfriend, yo." I flip across the room to Sasuke and peck his cheek while he rolled his eyes. "WHA~~~~~~~!!!" The class erupts into screams.

"Just tell them Ann." Sasuke ruins my fun. I'm literally laughing my ass off, "O-okay.....*breathes*....He......is.......*inhales loudly*........My.......haha........Brother." I finally finished red-faced. "WHAT?!" Even louder of a scream this time. "Yup. Plus I already got a boyfriend and I wouldn't trade him for the world. He. Is. HOT. And if any of you bitches touch him.................Let's just say Y.O.L.O won't even apply to you anymore, yo." Everyone's eyes are wide in shock even Sasuke. "My Imouto has a boyfriend....." He ponders to himself before deciding this is a topic best discussed later. "What does Y.O.L.O mean?" Questions Kiba. "Oh well it means 'you only live once' so if someone touched my boyfriend they'd live many times in short periods because I'd kill them and bring them back to life and kill them then bring them back to life, in an ongoing process, yo." I state smiling sadistically. 

Most people shiver while the guys still have.......hearts in their...........eyes. Da fuq? 

Iruka FINALLY comes back to the classroom with Naru tied up. "FOXY!!" I yell to him. "Hey Ann! Can you help me out of this?" I smile sweetly, "Of course...............Not. Karma is a Bitch ain't she Naru?" I smirk and he anime cries. "Language!" Iruka yells. "Am I speaking fucking french, yo?" I retaliate. "Smart-ass." I hear Sauske mutter and I smirk wider. "Because of Naruto and Ann, we will be reviewing the Transformation Jutsu again." Iruka states and the class groans. "Nice going Iruka. I LOVE this logic. Ruin a kids social life as punishment for doing something wrong. I mean fuck giving them a punishment like I don't know..... work, yo. But ya know fuck that shit, you said 'let's ruin their social life' nice Iruka, nice." I end shaking my head in a disappointed way and get in line, I'm right before Naruto. 

Sakura, "Did you see that Sasuke?!" I get a irk mark, "Shut the hell up, you fail at life, yo." 

Sasuke, "Hn." I anime-fall, "Yup, I'm so getting you a dictionary set." He rolls his eyes at me.

Me, I make a shadow clone and transform it into my boyfriend. "This is my totally hot boyfriend Gaara. Doesn't he look like a panda?" My clone bonks me. "Ow." "Don't call me a panda." I'm rubbing my head, bewildered. "But you're a clone of me!!!!" My clone shrugs, "Whatever." Then 'poofs?' away.

Naruto. "Make yourself sexy Naru!!!" I yell giving him a thumbs up, signaling I know his plan. He smiles and laughs walking to the front. "Sexy no Jutsu!" Naruto yells and transforms. "Naruto!!!" I yell while Sasuke covers my eyes and Iruka has a nosebleed. "See even our new student thin-" I cut him off, "I didn't know our sensei was a perv!!!" I finish laughing. Iruka goes red, "Annnnnnn!! You-" The bell cuts him off. I run out of the class before he can finish, "FREEDOM!!!!" I yell running away.

That is how my first day and episode went.

~End of Chapter 12~

Disclaimer:

Sorry for all the cursing.

Hidan- Fucking wimp.

Shut up Hidan or I'll kill you.

Gaara- That's my line.

OMG MY PANDA :3

Hidan- I'm immortal bitch.

Not anymore. Writes Hidan is no longer immortal and can be killed by Braidedsadness.

Hidan- That won't fucking- SHIT!!!

*Stabbed Hidan with Jeff's knife while looking innocent* Ah the power of the Author.

Gaara-......

*Glomps him* My panda!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gaara- *pushes me off* No.

*Eyes water as I go in chibi form* Y-you don't like me.

Gaara- Well, Shit.

Reaper- She's your problem now!!

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