emma is very smol

she just got an eye surgery done on her eyeball and I would like to submit this poem to her oneshot book and she cant hate me becoz its done out of love <3

I am a hat

A fairly famous hat actually

known around the world

But I could be more

I am a hat

I sit on the head of a rockstar

He brings me to every country

every city

I'm unneeded to do anything

Because I am a hat

I bet I could do something for this man

Ive memorised every lyric

Every chord

But I can not ask him

I am a hat

He never removes me from his blonde locks

He also sweats a lot

But that is because he moves a lot

I cannot move

I am a hat

His friend used to wear eyeliner

I am so sorry for eyeliner

Because eyeliner is injuerous

he poked his eye

I am a hat

I am a hat

I am a hat

I am a hat

I am a hat

I am a hat

I am a hat

Yes

I am indeed a hat

ah yes this poem is from the pov of a fedora

anyways

please get well soon my smol trash child (emma) I have to susan now

-love your bff angela the emo trashiest 21er