Laughing Cows
Have you ever wondered why it's called laughing cow cheese? I bet the cows are in some field, just, laughing at us... Fight me cows!
Jello is made out of the bones and hooves of cows. Hmm, I probably shouldn't ruin jello for you peeps... I need comments should this horrific fact stay or go?
I drew a crazed cow on one of my white socks in sharpy recently...
It's beautiful, I know 😍
I love cows, when I was about five, my exact words were "I want to be a cow when I grow up!" Smart choice kid; ya, get to eat all day and sleep all night and you know what the best part is? NO WORK!!! HAHAHA ok now your dead cause you got slaughtered WHOSE LAUGHING NOW COWS?!?!?!? Not me, I Love cows and according to my words of wisdom, you just got slaughtered cause you never went to school to learn your ancestors history; otherwise, you would have known about slaughter houses... Poor, foolish cows.
Who knows the exact number of stomachs a cow has?
The first one to answer this correctly, I will... Um... Idk. Lol.
Oh! I'll dedicate a chapter to you!
Plz don't use the Internet and GoldenWolf11 and Balletmaster101 aren't allowed to answer (check out their pages peeps!)
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