Luzbian_Amity: Could we please end this Duolingo drama for Titan's sake
Blightsexual_Luz: Agreed
Blightsexual_Luz: Duolingo, who's your boyfriend?
Duolingo: I think it's very obvious
Blightsexual_Luz: Uhhhh, ok
Blightsexual_Luz: Just let me piece this together
Blightsexual_Luz: Alright so, Duolingo is an owl, I think?
Blightsexual_Luz: Duolingo could just be a yandere psycho killer demon...
Blightsexual_Luz: But who else do I know who's an owl... 🤔
Blightsexual_Luz: I live in the owl house...
Blightsexual_Luz: It can't be Eda so it's-
Luzbian_Amity: It's Hooty, isn't it
Duolingo: Correct
Blightsexual_Luz: Awww Amity, I was so close
Luzbian_Amity: Sorry Luz, I just had to say it xxx
Blightsexual_Luz: Alright xxx
Blightsexual_Luz: But anyway, OH MY TITAN, I CAN'T BELEIVE DUOLINGO'S BOYFRIEND IS HOOTY!!!
Blightsexual_Luz: What's the ship name going to be?
Luzbian_Amity: Hootlingo
Blightsexual_Luz: Genius
Luzbian_Amity: Nah, you're the genius...
Luzbian_Amity: 🎶Only a genius could love a woman like-🎶
Blightsexual_Luz: 🎶I'm a g-g-g-g-g-g-genius🎶
Duolingo: You're forgetting what this is supposed to be about
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh right, sorry 😅
Duolingo: No need to apologise, I enjoy watching Lumity
Blightsexual_Luz: Oh yeah, so you're with Hooty
Duolingo: Yes
Luzbian_Amity: Didn't you say before that Hooty wasn't responding to you?
Duolingo: Yes 😢
Luzbian_Amity: Poor you, if I EVER SEE THAT BIRD TUBE AGAIN- 😡
Blightsexual_Luz: To be honest, I haven't seen Hooty since when he sang Little Miss Perfect
Luzbian_Amity: Wait really?!
Duolingo: Really?!
Blightsexual_Luz: Yep
Giraffeboy_lol: If you want to talk to anyone, just @ them
Matty: @Giraffeboy_lol Exactly :)
Giraffeboy_lol: Matt, please stop @ me
Matty: @Giraffeboy_lol, Sorry 🥺
Giraffeboy_lol: 😒
Blightsexual_Luz: Good idea, I call upon Hexsqaud to help out Duolingo
Blightsexual_Luz: @Hootyeatsbugz Hooty, Duolingo needs you
Luzbian_Amity: @Hootyeatsbugz STOP IGNORING YOU'RE BOYFRIEND!!!
💚Willow💚: @Hootyeatsbugz You can't just ignore your loved one
💛Hunter💛: @Hootyeatsbugz Exactly what @💚Willow💚 just said
Luzbian_Amity: 😏
💚Willow💚: Right now's not the time, Amity
Luzbian_Amity: It's never the right time 😔
Giraffeboy_lol: @Hootyeatsbugz Wake up Hooty
Matty: @Giraffeboy_lol
Giraffeboy_lol: @Matty, what do you want?
Matty: @Giraffeboy_lol Nothing 👉👈
Vee: @Hootyeatsbugz When your partner is having a crisis, you can't ignore them
Masha: @Vee, So true

Masha changed Vee's name to SweetLittle_Basilisk

SweetLittle_Basilisk: 😊

SweetLittle_Basilisk changed Masha's name to My_Beloved_Masha

My_Beloved_Masha: 😚
Duolingo: @Hootyeatsbugz PLEASE HOOTY, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AND I JUST WANT TO HEAR YOUR SWEET, SOOTHING VOICE!!! 😭😭😭
Eda: I wouldn't call Hooty's voice "sweet" or "soothing" but I guess love makes you say crazy things
Rainestorm: I Love You Eda ❤️
Eda: 😳
Eda: Just like that ☝️
Hooty: Hoot
Duolingo: Hooty!!! 😘
Hooty: Duo!!! 😘
Duolingo: Where have you been?!
Hooty: I've been chasing a bug for the past week or so, hoot hoot
Duolingo: Did you get to eat it?
Hooty: Yes I did! 😊
Duolingo: I've missed you so much, don't ever scare me like that ever again!!!
Hooty: I won't
Duolingo: Hooty... you have missed a week of Spanish lessons
Hooty: OH NO!!!
Duolingo: Always remember my love, Spanish or Vanish 😍🔪🔪🔪

Hooty left the chat

Duolingo: Thank you Luz and Hexsqaud, I will forever be grateful!!!
Duolingo: COME BACK HOOTY!!! 😍😍😍🔪🔪🔪

Duolingo left the groupchat

Luzbian_Amity: 😶
Blightsexual_Luz: DUOLINGO IS IN THE OWL HOUSE, HELPPPPPP!!!

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I know not a lot of people read the last chapter which is sad bit at least I still get to tell people to request on my book review
Also, look forward to the Halloween special I'm posting on the October 31st (obviously) 🎃🦇👻🦉

Until next time, byyeeeee!!!