Sarah: Welp you guys, this will be the last day I will hang out with you guys, for I just somehow got accepted into Hogwarts.

Amity: So you're actually becoming a witch?

Sarah, shrugging: Point Dexter said it's to help better control my powers, whatever the hell that means.

Amity, pointing over to Luz flying through the air and into a pile of leaves: That.

Sarah: Oh....well let's just get this thing started anyways!

Sarah: So you're telling me that I can run everybody's asses over with this monster truck?

Ashlee-Lynn, nodding:

Sarah, starting the car up: Good thing I learned a thing or two in juvie about driving vehicles.

-insert everyone screaming here-

Luz: OH MY GOD I DIDN'T KNOW THAT KID CAN DRIVE!

King: I REGRET EVER HAVING A CRUSH ON HER!

Sarah, laughing maniacally: IT'S PAYBACK TIME, BITCHES!

Amity, nervously sweating: Oh boy..here we go again...

(A/N: We go the extra mile here on this account.)
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(I tried)

Luz: Get help.

Amity, confused: Huh?

Luz: Get help.

Amity: But I don't want to try out this 'get help' thing.

Luz, looking at Amity as the elevator door opens: Okay.

-cue Luz throwing Amity at a bunch of Belos' guards-

Steve, before getting crushed: SOMEBODY GET HELP!

-the elevator door closes behind them-

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Sarah, grimacing: I was raised better than this...

Luz, immediately vomiting afterwards:

Eda, shrugging as she pops a raw egg in her mouth like candy: Yummy!

King, throwing the egg out the window: Nope!

Amity, fainting after Willow force feeds her the egg:

Gus, staring at the egg: Hmm.........interesting...
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King, shrugging: Sounds like a good idea.

Luz, grinning: Belos won't ever suspect it was us.

-meanwhile at the Emperors Coven-

Belos, noticing a new message appearing on his phone: Huh?

Hunter, walking in: Uncle, what's going on?

Belos, opening up the message:

-insert loud screaming here

Hunter, traumatized:

Belos, pissing his pants in horror:

Luz and King, high fiving each other in the distance:
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Amity: Oh boy...

Sarah: I'm sure it can't be that bad.

Amity, shining the laser pen: If you sa-

Eda and King, chasing the laser pen around:

Amity, shocked:

Sarah, grinning: Did I forget to mention that it's very effective on animals.

Amity, giving Sarah the death glare before getting tackled:

Sarah, recording it off her phone: Finally some half decent content to post on social media!

Amity, quickly shining the light at Sarah:

Sarah, naruto running away: Good luck catching me now, assholes!

Luz, hitting Sarah in the face with the door as she opens it: Guys, I'm h—

Sarah, flipping Luz off before fainting:

Luz, slowly backing away: I'm just going to go now....

Hooty, laughing hysterically as Luz runs off: Man this is some good content, HOOT HOOT!
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Luz: Like crap.

Sarah: Well I don't know, Dana Terrace said I couldn't be in the show and Amity over here had to steal my damn hair color.

Amity, offended: I did not!

Sarah: Sweetie, not everyone can pull off lavender hair like me, so you can shove your fake hair up your ass.

Amity, throwing Sarah out the window before sitting back down: Actually it was the only hair dye we had at the time asides from green I could dye my hair with. Seriously what's wrong with that child?

Luz: Hogwarts, that's what.

Eda: Anyways, back onto the topic; I can now turn into a harpy and King is now adopted.

King: So Eda's officially a mom now.

Eda, snorting: I know right?

Amity: Nothing much really happened asides from the fact that I lost the key and Owlbert is currently in need of therapy, so yeah...oh also Hunter is a douchebag.

Luz: Agreed.

King: Noted.

Eda: His voice is about as annoying as Sarah's whole personality.

Sarah, yelling from outside: At least I don't have saggy tits!

Eda, turning into a harpy: That kids gonna get it.

-insert Eda and Sarah fighting-

King, facepalming: Oh shit, here we go again...
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Eda: Nope, not adopting another kid! That is completely out of the question! Camilla seems like a lovely person, but I'm not going to take her child away from her!

Luz: Awe!

Eda, snorting: Still can't believe you have a sister now. Ha!

Luz, huffing: I didn't consent to that.

Eda: Good luck, kid, you're going to need it.
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Edric: Smooth...that was smooth...

Emira: I honestly didn't know Mittens had it in her to make the first move, how adorable and smooth.
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King, wearing a Bill Cipher costume: This thing is uncomfortable.

Sarah, taking a picture: Oh hush, it's for the finale! If I have to dress up as a pinup girl for Halloween this year, you're going to go down with me.

King, screeching:

Sarah, also screeching:

Eda, pointing over at both of them: And that is why I refuse to adopt anymore kids.
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(Unfortunately my two ask/dare rule per chapter still remains even if it's a finale, but hey, we got Neko!Amity this chapter! Enjoy!)

Eda: Remind me to never read fanfiction again.

Luz: Noted, but why?

Eda, sobbing: Bless your fanfiction selves' hearts!

Luz, groaning: Oh god, here we go again..
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Amity, dying inside:

Luz: Aww, how cute!

Amity, gritting her teeth: God help me now...

Luz, taking a photo: This has to be the coolest Halloween costume I've seen in a long time!

Amity, internally crying:
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Sarah: Well I've officially hogtied everyone down and duck-taped their mouths shut, so let's just get this over with:

Amity your hair is about as fake as your mean girl persona.

Luz, get a fucking grip on reality. You're about as disillusioned as my dad when it comes to things, but at least my dads getting therapy for his issues.

Hunters tooth gap creeps me out.

Willow I hate your new hair clip, it looks like shit.

Gus should've stayed short in the show, there I said it.

Eda you and Lilith look like horse shit.

Boscha is about as fake as her third eye.

Oh hey King, Hooty just swallowed the letter your dad left for you. I thought you would like to know that before this chapter ended.

King, looking betrayed:

Hooty, confused:

Sarah, grinning as she releases everyone from their restraints: Well that was oddly stress relieving. After 48 chapters of you guys throwing me out windows and bullying me, I finally got my (indirect) revenge.

Amity: Well at least I didn't have to hogtie people down to get mine.

Sarah: We all have our ways, Blight. Be happy I didn't put cockroaches in your shampoo.

Amity, disgusted:

Sarah, grinning:

Everyone else, shocked:
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Emira: Sorry Korril, but I'm already seeing someone else.

Korril: Who?

Emira: You may already know her.

Viney, walking in: Hey Emira!

Emira: Hey Viney, ready for our date.

Viney: Yup, and I bought the picnic basket. Shall we go now?

Emira, nodding: Mhm!

-cue the two walking off-

Sarah, watching from afar: Thats rough buddy.

Korril, sighing: Yet again I fail at asking the love of my life out.

Sarah: Don't worry, there's other Emiras out there within the multiverse that you can date.

Korril: Wait, really?

Sarah: Yeah, I could take you to them right now if you want.

Korril: You got a deal!

-cue the two hopping into a random portal here-

Amity, confused:

Luz, mentally planning a fanfiction:

King, shocked:

Eda, shrugging:
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Sarah: Wow, those two do be packing though.

Amity: I didn't understand a single word you just said, Sarah.

Sarah, glaring at Amity: Get up to date with the human slang, witch, and maybe you'll figure it out.

Luz: I don't even think you know the meaning behind what you just said.

Sarah: I'm gay, Luz, of course I do know what that saying means. Just because I'm canonically eleven now (thanks to my creator and her friend who decided to put me in Hogwarts) doesn't mean I'm all that innocent. You should see how long my rap sheet is; we got robbery, petty theft, murder (though I blame my demon half for that), drug related charges, assault, assault with a deadly weapon...how in the hell I avoided prison time is beyond me...

Eda: Your dad, that's how.

Sarah, shrugging: I have two adopted dads; ones incarcerated and the other is in therapy because he realized he's a shit parent, though I can see Benny Boo paying off the judge and authorities to let me be free.

Amity: Has anyone mention to you that your family is fucked up.

Sarah: Yeah, but I choose to ignore that factor in favor of a somewhat stable home life. Can we get back on track now?

Eda: Sure; your villain selves looks like a bunch of wannabe emos.

Luz: I would have to agree with that statement..

Amity: Why is my head shaved?!?

King: Teenage rebellion, that's why.

Sarah: Oh, but this is a two in one dare, so uh here is the swap AU some user was gushing about.

Amity, confused: I didn't know such a thing existed..

Luz: Oh my god we have fans.

Sarah: So glad I haven't ran into any Lumity smut yet on Wattpad, because yes that is what a bunch of horny teenagers do with ships they like. Some grow out of that phase in life, while others.....well.....

Amity and Eda, horrified:

Luz, shocked:

Sarah, shrugging: AO3 is worse when it comes to that type of content; thankfully, there is a feature on there that allows you to not see that type of content while browsing for fics to read. I believe there's something similar on Wa-

Luz: Can we just stop talking about this already?!?

Sarah: Sure, saves me the bathroom trip later. Next!
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Luz: I would have to wait until I'm sixteen to get a tattoo. Sorry, but that's just how things work here on the Boiling Isles.
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Luz: Little Witch Academia is actually my favorite anime, as for who I simp for...well....my awesome girlfriend Amity would be the answer to that question.
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Camilla, beating Odalia with a chancla:

Odalia, screaming in horror:

Camilla: That's what you get for trying to murder my daughter, you bitch!
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Camilla: Amity seems like a sweet girl, though sometimes she's a little bit too ambitious with her goals...that's why she's the perfect match for mi hija.
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Amity, nervous: Oh boy.....

Luz: Don't worry, you'll do great!

Amity: I SHOULD'VE PREPARED SOME FLASH CARDS BEFOREHAND!

Sarah, pushing the couple through the portal: Too late, have fun!
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     Hey everyone, how are you guys doing? It's been a wild year reading everyone's comments, writing chapters related to this book, and just having an overall fun time with this book.

     Unfortunately there comes a time where some things need to end. I have lost motivation to continue writing this book due to a mixture of personal things that have been going on in my life here lately. I didn't want to quit this book so soon, but I feel like I just need to step away now and just focus on my overall mental health and well-being before I continue writing anything related to fandoms.

     Don't worry though, a sequel is going to happen eventually. Since season two has come out, it has given me a variety of different ideas to try out in a new ask/dare book; totally not an excuse to torment Hunter and Belos. I can also guarantee you all that the reboot will be 10x more organized than this book.

     I could always add onto this book in the future and divide it up into a season two section, but I feel like that would be confusing for everyone and myself to read/write. How do you all feel about that idea?

     Anyways, I'm going to be signing off now. I'll return to the fandom once I get some things in my life straightened out, and who knows maybe the next book will be as loved as this one?

     Have a good day/afternoon/night everyone!