Sarah: Oh fuck....not again....

Luz: What is it, Sarah?

Sarah, horrified: Saint Nick is going to probe my brain again this year.

Luz, confused: Santa doesn't—

Sarah, showing Luz a picture: Oh yes he does, and I have proo—

Eda: Sarah, that's not Santa..

Luz: That's your creator wearing a fat Santa costume...

Sarah, looking at the image closely: Well fuck.

Luz: Anyways, Merry Christmas everyone!

Eda: Merry Christmas, Luz!

King, jumping on top of  Sarah: MERRY CHRISTMAS, SARAH!

Sarah, groaning: The only reason I celebrate Christmas is because I get spoiled rotten by Benny Boo and the whole organization. Then again I never really celebrated any holiday until just last year, so uh needless to say things have changed...Though I do celebrate Yule at Hogwarts along with the other Slytherins.

Luz, gasping: You're a Slytherin?

Sarah, throwing King out the window: Does any of that surprise you?

Luz: No, it really doesn't. I'm actually a Gryffindor, but ok.

Sarah: I swear to fucking god Gryffindors annoy me to no end! It doesn't help my case out any that good old Dumbledick keeps pairing my classes up with them, especially Potters...

Luz, gasping: YOU GO TO SCHOOL WITH HARRY POTTER?

Sarah: I've been to plenty of schools already by now. The only reason I got pulled from Hexside is because my color blindness was effecting my performance, well actually it's due to some....classified information, but that's the excuse I'm using for now.

Luz, nodding: I see...

Sarah: Anyways I came back here one last time to celebrate Christmas with you guys, since uh my exes are coming to the dinner and I had no choice but to sit with them. Even if we ended it off on good terms, it still would've been fucking awkward, especially since uh we already made a childish promise to get married...The irony that I actually fell in love with a girl two years older than me is truly something to behold.

Luz, raising an eyebrow:

Eda: I'm suddenly intrigued about what you two were discussing.

Sarah, slightly blushing: N-NOTHING!

Luz: Sarah has a crush~

Eda, snickering: Who's the lucky lady?

Sarah: Oddly enough my arch nemesis, whom I will not be discussing the name of here because of privacy reasons.

Eda, nodding: Reasonable.

Luz: I respect your decision.

Sarah, changing the topic: ANYWAYS—

Amity, slamming the door open: MERRY CHRISTMAS, EVERYONE!

Sarah, groaning as everyone enters the Owl House: God kill me now....

Willow: Awe, don't be like that Sarah, this books going to soon start up again.

Sarah, deadpan: Great....another season to deal with you assholes.

Gus: We can't be that bad

Sarah: Depends on what kind of mood the viewers are in is when it gets bad.

Gus, nodding: Oh...I see...

Luz: Come on, everyone, dinner is ready!

Willow: Coming!

Sarah, rolling her eyes: Great.....just great.......can't wait for season two...

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Season 2 of The Owl House Ask/Dare is going to be released sometime in 2022. Who's excited? Well, it seems Sarah isn't...but don't let that grouch ruin the enthusias—

Sarah: I dressed up as the grinch last year and made a bunch of kids piss themselves for fun.

.....I can see why Ben's making you attend therapy.......

Sarah: And I can see why you've stopped inserting yourself into the book.

Are we going to be having this discussion now? I kind of have an announcement to fini—

Sarah, flipping the author off: Can't wait until 2022, maybe then I'll finally catch a break.

Depends on the readers.

Sarah, groaning: Don't remind me...

Meanwhile....here's some soothing Christmas music to make up for the short Christmas special...which is basically just self-promotion for season 2 at this point..

Heh, someone grab me some coffee..I desperately need it.

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