Willow: Hey Sarah, have you seen Luz or Amity around here lately?

Sarah: Yeah, they're busy watching Slenderman.

Willow: Slenderman?

Sarah: They're in Luz's room.

Willow, nodding: Thanks Sarah.

Sarah, grinning: Oh it's the least I could do.

-meanwhile-

Amity, screaming at a jump scare:

Luz, comforting her: Don't worry, he won't get you while I'm here, kitten.

Amity: I DIDN'T SEE IT COMING!

Luz: Neither did I.

Willow, walking in: Hey gu-

Amity, hiding underneath the sheets with Luz:

Willow, awkwardly walking out: I'll come back another time...
-

Luz, shocked: I did not know about this.

Amity: Well you were still recovering from the common mold when I told you about this.

Luz: Oh...

Sarah, pulling a whip out of her shirt: You know what this means.

Luz, grabbing a nearby bat: Oh I know exactly what this means.

-at the Emperors Coven (and yes I did use lowercase)-

Hunter, minding his own business:

Luz and Sarah, coming out of nowhere and beating him up:

Hunter, screaming out in pain:

Kikimora, recording them: Finally, some quality entertainment.

Amity, doing the same: Something we can actually agree on.

Eda: Agreed.
-

Amity: Mhm, and I would be the head of the council as the Head of Abomination.

Sarah: What would I be the head of?

Amity, smiling: Bitchiness.

Sarah: I was thinking more on the lines of Character Development (like my reboot version), but Bitchiness will work.

Amity: Any-

Sarah, teleporting Amity to the arctic tundra: Yup, I would make a perfect Head of Bitchiness