Luz: Marvel; they have better quality shows and movies than DC does. No hate to the producers and actors, but Harley Quinn season two was just a...hot mess. Dios mío...Nunca más....
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Amity: Already got my official t-shirt, readers! It comes with the perks of living here rent free as Luz's awesome girlfriend! Brilliant, isn't it?

Hunter: No it really-

Amity, sucker-punching Hunter in the nose: Man, I've wanted to do that since Eclipse Lake.

Hunter, crying out in pain:

Sarah: This is some high quality acting right here.

Amity: Sarah I don't think he's acting.

Hunter: I'M REALLY NOT! MY FUCKING-

Sarah, throwing him out the window: Oh shut the fuck up, you bitchbaby. Your uncles a hoe!

Amity, snickering: It wouldn't surprise me if Belos was secretly running a strip club underneath the Emperors Coven.

Meanwhile...

Belos: Kikimora, where did Hunter go? The shows about to begin.

Kikimora, internally groaning: Heavens do I know, Emperor Belos, heavens do I know...

Belos, getting sidetracked: WORK THAT POLE SISTER!

Kikimora, facepalming: I need a damn raise...
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Luz: Hey Eda, here's some fake adoption papers for you to sign.

Eda, raising an eyebrow: Let me guess, a dare?

Luz, nodding: You know it.

Eda, signing them: Consider this dare fulfilled.

Luz: Thank you very much, Eda.

Eda: No problem, kiddo.
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Sarah: Alright everyone, allow me to introduce you to the most intense parkour course me and Kurogiri have spent weeks building just for this moment.

Kurogiri: I don't even know why I agreed to this..

Sarah: BEHOLD!

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Everyone except for Hunter and Kurogiri, amazed:

Sarah: See? Amazing, isn't it?

Hunter: HOW IN THE FU-

Sarah, shoving Hunter off the roof: Good luck!

Hunter, screaming like a girl:

Luz: Poor Hunter.

Amity, grinning: He deserved it.

Sarah: Agreed.

Eda: Next time someone dare Belos into doing a parkour course.

Sarah, grinning: Already on it!

Kurogiri: Oh god.

Sarah: What can I say, the readers love me.

(In reality, that couldn't be further from the truth)

Eda: Bet.

Sarah: Bet.