(A/N: Hey everyone, I got a very sad announcement to make: Next chapter will be the last and final chapter of this book. It's been a year since I've started this, and slowly over time I have been loosing motivation to update this. I love this fandom, I really do, but I can't continue this book any longer.

Send in all of your final questions, comments, and dares for me to respond to. After that I will be calling this book 'complete' and moving on to a new project, which may or may not be a Lumity oneshot taking place after s2 ep5. You just never know with me.

Anyways, enjoy the chapter everyone!)

Sarah, shooting Luz with a pellet gun: DID SOMEBODY SAY 'PURGE?'

Luz, shrieking: OH SHOOT, I'M DOWN—

Amity, throwing Sarah out of the room with her abomination: And she's down to—

Hooty, hitting Amity with a plastic hammer: THAT'S REVENGE FOR TRYING TO KILL ME! HOOT HOOT!

Willow, restraining Gus with her magic: I don't know if we should be concerned for Hooty's sanity at this current moment..

Gus, shrugging before pretending to be dead:

Eda, using her magic to turn Lilith into a bird: Eh, worth it.

Sarah, walking back in covered in abomination goop: GRO-

Amity, throwing Sarah out into the sea with her magic:

Sarah, face-planting into the water: Ow...
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Amity: D, beat her up.

Luz: But D wasn't even an-

Amity, glaring at her: It is now..

Luz, gulping:
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Sarah: Lumity is a perfectly acceptable ship, Boschlow on the other hand...it's a bit more complicated than that...

On one hand, I see the potential in the ship, but on the other hand I can see why people would deem the ship 'toxic'. Until Boscha gets a redemption arc in season two of the show, the ships going to be a 'meh' for me.

The Golden guard x Edric is a fantastic ship, fight me!

Vinera is pure!

Guz x that Mattholomule guy is still pending...

Eda x Camilla is a meh..

And finally...Hooty x Lilith is a huge no, because Hooty is dating the Duolingo bird and Dana Terrace herself said it was canon in the show.

Luz, deadpan:

Amity, confused:

Sarah: Do your damn research people, I'm a professional shipper here!

Luz: And Nejire simp.

Sarah, deadpan: You joke about fucking your body pillow one time and everyone thinks your a simp....great...

Luz: Can't help you out there Sarah, your simp status is permanently etched onto you.

Sarah, crying in expensive Gucci purses: WHYY! WHYYYYYY!
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Eda: Well the only way I would be able to do that is to marry her mom, which is a dead 'no' for me because I don't need a man/woman in my life. I'm an independent woman! Now becoming Luz's mom without the whole marriage aspect, I'm down for that! Where are the adoption papers at?