Luz, disturbed: So, you witnessed your friend crush another girls skull?

Sarah: That's pretty much what happened.

Luz: I don't know if I should be afraid or disturbed.

Sarah, summoning a trash can: Why not both?

Luz, vomiting into the trash can Sarah summoned: Seems fine to me.

Sarah: Okay, I sort of forgot to mention that some of my followers are:

Weird

Mentally ill

Sadistic

Future murderers

Or worse, wanting to kill off a character multiple times throughout the book.

Luz, disturbed: Somedays I question why we're even friends.

Sarah: My dream is to fuck Nejire Hado.

Luz: My dream is to become a witch, just like Azura!

King, walking in, giving Luz a kiss on the cheek: I want to regain what was once mine.

Sarah: Which is?

King: MY POWER!

Luz: King used to be the King of Demons, now he's just this tiny, adorable thing.

King, annoyed: I'm not adorable!

Sarah: Meh, he looks like a midget to me.

King: I'm not a midget!

Luz: But he has dangly limbs when he's asleep!

Sarah: Agreed.

King, girlish shrieks: I DON'T HAVE DANGLY LIMBS!

Luz, blushing: NOPE! NOPE! NOT A CHANCE IN THE WORLD! NOPE!

Sarah: And I thought I was bad for being a non-toxic fujoshi.

King: Kid, we don't accept fujoshis here.

Sarah, pouting: Awh man!

Luz, running out of the house: NOPE!

Hooty, confused: Hey Luz, where are you-

King, being carried by Sarah: AFTER HER!

Sarah: Mkay.

Eda, just walking into the room: Wow, I just can't catch a break these days.

Hooty: That's what you get for taking in two humans, hoot.

Eda, sitting down on the couch: Yes, yes, I know.

Hooty: Welp, I better wait for them to return, hoot.

Eda: Meh, I guess I'll do the same too.