Sarah, deadpan: One, I'm a lesbian, two, I'm asexual, and three I'm currently dating someone right now.

Luz: Who?

Sarah, blushing: Two of most cutest, most sweetest girls in all of the multiverse!

Everyone: Aw!

Sarah: They also look good in tight sport uniforms too!

Everyone, creeped out:

Sarah, shrugging: You assholes have your fetishes, let me enjoy mine.

Everyone, locking Sarah in a closet with another person:

Sarah, looking up: I hope you realize that I'm nine.

Warden Wraft: Are you also a lesbian?

Sarah, nodding: And an ace.

Warden Wraft: Well, I'm a warden at the local conformatorium here on the Boiling Isles.

Sarah, smirking: Can you shapeshift?

Warden Wraft, nodding:

Sarah: Hm...how's about we seek revenge on the residents here?

Warden Wraft: Sounds like a plan.

-seven minutes later-

Everyone, running for their lives:

Warden Wraft, attempting to grab them:

Sarah, laughing maniacally: Thats what you get for locking me up in a damn closet, bastards!
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King, holding a knife in the air: I WILL MURDER ANYONE THAT DARE HARMS MY PRECIOUS SARAH!

Sarah, deadpan: Dude, you've got to be fucking kidding me.

King, latching onto Sarah's leg possessively:

Sarah, making a creepy face at King: Get the fuck off me, you little shit.

King, gulping as he runs away in fear:

Sarah, sighing: God I hate yanderes.
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Edric: Are you ready, Emira?

Emira: Are you ready, Edric?

Both twins, nodding at each other:

Edric: Three

Emira: Two

Edric: One

Both of the twins, twerking in front of a proud Sarah:

Sarah: That's more like it. I'll teach you bitches the Renegade next. Hide and watch, viewers.
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Luz, dancing:

Abomination, dancing alongside her:

Amity, facepalming:
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Amity, taking a bite out of each flavored poptart: So far the s'more one wins and my least favorite one is the fruit loop pop tart. Yuck!
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Eda: Don't even think about it, Lilith.

Lilith, sighing: Oh Edalyn..
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Gus: Willow, this is just a dare.

Willow, confused:

Gus, kissing her on the cheek:

Willow: Well, at least it wasn't on the lips.

Gus: I'm all about consent.

Willow: Ah, I see. You're such a gentlemen.

Gus, bowing: Thats how a proper man should be.
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Viney, slapping Boscha across the face:

Boscha, offended: What the-

Viney, punching Boscha in the jaw: That's what you get for giving Sarah second degree burns, bitch!

Boscha: Oh, I'll show you second degree burns!

Viney, running off as Boscha chases her with a burning hot dodgeball in her hand:
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Skara, going super sayian:

Goku, also going super sayian:

-cue epic anime battle here-
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Willow, catching a pokemon on her DS: YES! I GOT A WOMBAT! FINALLY SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A DAMN DIGLET!
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Eda, creating a giant rainbow: God, now I feel like I'm some over energetic princess from a far away land in a different dimension who fights monsters with a magic wand. Great, just great.
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Hooty, annoying everyone like usual:

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Amity, cutting her hair too look like Luz's: Perfect!
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Eda: Lily

Lilith, confused: Yes Edalyn?

Eda, sighing: You do a great job cleaning after Hooty.

Lilith, deadpan: Thanks......

Eda: Welp, time to trash talk your former employer and the Emperors Coven like there's no tomorrow!

Lilith: Good for you.

Eda, messing up her hair before she exits the room: Oh, also Hooty somehow managed to shit himself in the yard, so you're on owl duty while I'm gone. Bye!

Lilith, groaning: