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Luz, using Google: Oh wow, it's Amity Park.
Edric, snickering: Wow, Mittens, I didn't think you had a whole city named after you.
Amity, embarrassed: I didn't know that!
Emira: Riiiiggggght..
Willow, giggling: Quite the coincidence, is it not?
Amity, shooting everyone a death glare:
Luz: I guess not.
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Edric, walking over to Jerbo like the gay man he is (it's a joke): Hey, so uh, you, me, date?
Jerbo, sweating nervously: S-Sure! What time?
Edric: How about after school, if that's okay with you?
Jerbo: S-Sure!
Edric, turning around and winking at him before walking off:
Jerbo, gay panicking:
Amity, from the other side of the hallway: Glad I'm not the only one who does that.
Luz, popping up behind her: Hey Amity!
Amity, gay panicking: O-OH, HEY LUZ!
Luz: I heard that Boscha is getting her ass kicked by Sarah, wanna come and watch it with me?
Amity: I thought Sarah g-oh right, different dimensions and universes. Sure!
Luz, dragging Amity off:
Amity, blushing: Strong hands...
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Luz and Amity, walking to the Owl House:
Sarah, teleporting in front of them with their older and beta selves: You six have fun chatting, I'm going to go now.
-cue several hours later with the six of them retelling stories about their adventures on the Boiling Isles-
Luz, walking home: Wow, I can't believe I'm going to be the future emperor of the boiling isles! Sounds pretty challenging!
Amity: Can't believe our beta versions hate each other...
Luz: Didn't we hate each other when we first met?
Amity, nervously laughing: I would rather not remember those times.
Luz: Can't say I'd blame you, Amity. Come on, I heard Lilith's cooking tonight!
Amity, nodding:
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Luz, doing the renegade in her pajamas:
Sarah, pushing her aside: Girl, if you're trying to make these assholes cringe, you're going to have to do something bad.
Luz: Like what?
Sarah: Strip on a fucking pole.
Luz: Welp, I guess I got to do what I got to do, and I suppose I'll do it Kendrick style too.
-cue a few minutes later-
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Luz, stripping on a pole (more like dancing, but uh you get the gesture):
-insert your reactions here-
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King, stealing the spotlight from Luz, grabbing a microphone: Wow
Pretty woman,
Walking down the street Pretty woman, the kind id like to meet
Pretty woman, i dont believe you it must be true
No one could look as good as you
Mercy
Pretty woman wont you pardon me, pretty woman i couldnt help but see,
Pretty woman, oh you look lovely as you could be,
Are you lonely just lik me
Adrrrrr...
Pretty woman stop a while, pretty woman talk a while,
Pretty woman give your smile to me
Pretty woman yeah yeah yeah, pretty woman look my way,
Pretty woman say you'll stay with me,
Cause i need you, need you tonight
Uh!
Pretty woman dont walk on by, pretty woman dont make me cry,
Pretty woman dont walk away, yeah, ok
If thats the way it must be, ok
I guess ill go home, its late, maybe tomorrow night...
But wait. what do i see.
She's walking back to me
Wow!
Wow!
Pretty woman.
Luz, sighing in relief:
Eda, cracking up in laughter:
Lilith and Amity, facepalming:
Sarah: Welp, I suppose that will have to do.
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Sarah, tattooing a penis on Hooty's face: Well, it's a good thing I came from the hood.
Hooty: HOW COME? HOOT HOOT!
Sarah, smirking: Because I just so happen to have experience tattooing people. Piercings, on the other hand....good luck with that. Enjoy the new tattoo~
Hooty, running off to go show everyone his new tattoo:
Sarah, snickering: Dumbass.
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Eda: Listen here, Blights, if you dare come near any of my children, more specifically the Blights I just recently took under my wing, I will fucking break your kneecaps and then have Hooty make you both have a tea party with him. Do you two understand?
-cue no response from the tombstones-
Eda: Good, glad we came to a brief understanding.
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Luz: I'm not so sure why these readers can't use proper grammar, nor can I understand this one, b-
Eda, jumping in front of Luz: BEHOLD! I AM-
Luz: Bird mom, step aside, I got this all squared away.
Eda, stepping aside:
Luz, pulling out a microphone: This one goes out to my girl, Amity Blight.
Amity, blushing:
Luz, singing:
Lady
I'm your knight in shining armor and I love you
You have made me what I am, and
I am yours
My love
There's so many ways I want to say I love you
Let me hold you in my arms forever more
You have gone and made me such a fool
And I'm so lost in your love
And oh, we belong together
Won't you believe in my song?
Lady
For so many years
I thought I'd never find you
You have come into my life and
Made me whole
Forever
Let me wake to see you each and every morning
Let me hear you whisper softly
In my ear
And in my eyes (In my eyes)
I see no one else but you (I see no one else but you)
There's no other love like our love
And, oh, girl I'll always want you near me
I've waited for you for so long
Lady
Your love's the only love I need
Oh, and beside me is where
I want you to be (I want you to be)
'Cause, my love
There's somethin' I want you to know
You're the love of my life
You're my lady
Thank you Amity
Amity, having a nosebleed:
Luz, rushing over to her: AMITY!
Amity, passing out in her arms:
Eda, walking off: God, you two are so gay, but oh well, I support the LGBTQIA+ youth.
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Eda, reading some fanfiction: Oddly enough, I did used to date Stan back in the day, but that was before I ran off with his money and never saw him again. Oh well, that million dollars worth of human currency was worth the heartbreak I caused him.
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Amity, pulling out a microphone, because apparently everyone wants to hear everyone sing:
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the fire is so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Man it doesn't show signs of stoppin'
And I brought me some corn for poppin'
The lights are turned way down low
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
When we finally kiss good-night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you really hold me tight
All the way home I'll be warm
And the fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still good-bye-ing
But as long as you'd love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, and snow
When we finally kiss good-night
How I'll hate going out in the storm
But if you'd really grab me tight
All the way home I'll be warm
Oh the fire is slowly dying
And, my dear, we're still goodbye-ing
But as long as you'd love me so
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
Edric, snorting: Oh please, we can so top that.
Emira, handing him a microphone: Agreed.
The Blight Twins, singing:
I'm Mr. White Christmas
I'm Mr. Cool.
I'm Mr. Icicle
I'm Mr. 10 below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much
He's mister white Christmas
He's mister snow
He's mister icicle
He's mister ten below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much
I never wanna know a day
That's over 40 degrees.
I'd rather have it 30, 20 then 5.
Let It Freeze!
He's mister white Christmas
He's mister snow
He's mister icicle
He's mister ten below
Friends call me Snow Miser
Whatever I touch
Turns to snow in my clutch!
I'm too much
I'm Mr. green Christmas
I'm Mr. Sun.
I'm Mr. Heat Blister
I'm Mr. One Hundred and one
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much!
He's mister Heat Miser
He's mister sun
He's mister heat blister
He's mister hundred and one
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
He's too much
I never wanna know a day
That's under 60 degrees.
I'd rather have it
80, 90, 100 degrees!
They call me Heat Miser
Whatever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch.
I'm too much
Too much
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Sarah: Since there is a twenty image limit on Wattpad, we're only reacting to one. This one is by Issabolical on DeviantArt. I'm sure you can see the trend here.
Gus: Everyone in this photo seems happy.
Edric: And at peace.
King: I like that.
Luz: Me too, King, me too.
Amity: Love the outfits.
Emira: They look stylish.
Luz: Agreed, Emira, agreed.
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