(A/N: I like both Willuz and Lumity equally.)

Luz: Reader, I'm in a committed relationship with my wonderful girlfriend, Amity, and I wouldn't change that for the world.

Amity, giggling: Luz, it's okay. I'm perfectly fine with it.

Willow: Besides, it's nothing too sexual.

Luz, sighing: Fine.

Willow, kissing Luz on the cheek: Is that better?

Luz, kissing Willow back on the cheek: Mhm.

Amity, kissing Luz on the lips: Problem solved; nobody gets French kissed.

Willow: Perfect!

Luz, nodding:
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Amity, annoyed:

Hooty: OH HI AMITY! WHAT'S GOT YOU DOWN? HOOT! HOOT!

Amity, tightly hugging him:

Hooty, choking:
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Sarah, reviving the Blight's parents: Nothing like good old plot armor!

Odalia: Alador, where are we?

Luz, pantsing them both: In hell.

Sarah, teleporting them both away using the magical powers of Wattpad:
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Eda, making some food for everyone: Ah, I hate how crowded this place has become. Too many mouths to feed, not enough time to-

Amity, hiding behind the wall, making bird noises:

Eda, confused: Who the-

Amity, summoning an abomination to bust through the wall like the Kool Aid man:

Eda, throwing tonight's dinner at her: GOT YO-

Amity, dodging: WOAH!

Eda, chasing Amity down with a wooden spoon in her hand: GET BACK HERE!

Amity, running for her life:
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Luz, crying: That story was so good!

Emira: Quite an enjoyable story to read if I do say so myself.

Edric, shrugging: Mittens' self insert fanfiction is more entertaining though.

Emira, nodding:

Amity, embarrassed:

Luz, patting her on the back: There there.
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Sarah: Man, you people have some weird comments that you would like answered. If you want to see people get cursed into being....morbidly obese...then this book isn't for you, though there are other alternatives; searching the web for images, answering the comment yourself, or perhaps ask this somewheres else.
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Everyone, watching the entirety of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure:
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Doctor Snuffle, falling out of a portal and onto a sleeping Eda:

Eda, groaning in pain: Hey, what the-

Doctor Snuffle, making a run for it: Sorry!

Eda, shrugging, going back to bed: Meh, I'll get you back later.
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Doctor Snuffle, running into the couple as they take a walk in the woods: Sorry!

Luz, helping Amity up: It's okay.

Amity, confused: Who the heck are you?

Doctor Snuffle: Doctor Snuffle, and you?

Amity: Confused as to how you managed to get here.

Luz: Luz Noceda, witch in training, avid fanfiction writer, lover of all things magic and Amity. Nice to meet you.

Amity, blushing:

Doctor Snuffle: Well it's nice to meet you both too.

Amity: Hm...how did you get here?

Doctor Snuffle, chuckling: It's a long story.
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Luz, jumping off the roof and landing perfectly on her feet: I'M GAY!

Eda: Luz, we know.

Sarah, deadpan: You have a girlfriend.

Lilith: And you're also bisexual.

Luz, smiling: And there's nothing wrong with that.

Eda and Lilith, nodding:

Sarah, patting her on the back: We love and support you, Luz.

Luz: Awe, tha-

Sarah: But don't ever do that again.

Luz, nodding: