Lilith, somehow managing to make a clone of both herself and Eda: Welp, eat up.

Both of the clones, eating over 10,000 chocolate cakes with strawberries on top:

Lilith, sighing: I hate my life.
-

Bill: This place is shit.

Sarah: Tell me about it.

Stan, playing poker with King:

King, beating Stan:

-Three hours later..-

Bill, traumatized:

Sarah and King, twerking while getting high:

Stan, pouring an entire jar of money all over them:

Luz, walking in, disturbed: Wha-
-

Sarah, dressed up as the Belldam, chasing Amity around with a butchers knife and a jar of buttons: I'm going to sew buttons in your eyes~

Amity, dressed up as Coraline, rubbing for her life: OH HELL NO!

Everyone else, attempting to restrain Sarah:
-

Sarah, cringing: You've got to be kidding me.

Luz, smirking: You got to do it, Sarah, you don't got a choice.

Amity, recording her:

Sarah, embarrassed: I would rather sing Britney Spears than Candy Store

Gus, handing her the mic: Do it.

Sarah, sighing heavily: Fine, assholes.

Eda, smirking:

Sarah, singing:

Are we gonna have a problem?
Did zombies eat your brain?
You've come so far, why now, are you yanking on my chain?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice, here's some advice
Listen up, biotch
I like lookin' hot
Buying stuff they cannot
I like drinkin' hard
Maxin' Dad's credit card
I like skippin' gym
Scaring her, screwing him
I like killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the juice
Go play Duck, Duck, Goose
Let your mommy fix you ice cream
Whoa
Or come hang with me
And tonight we'll be
Dirty dancing with the football team
Whoa, whoa, whoa
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
It's time for you to prove you're not a loser anymore
Then step into my candy store
Guys fall at your feet
Pay the check, help you cheat
All you need to know
Some dead weight has to go
That freak's not your friend
I can tell in the end
If she had your shot
She would leave you to rot
'Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on
Whoa
Or forget the creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up someone's lawn
See, you don't have it
Watch this
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove you're not a doorknob anymore
Then step into my candy store
You can join the team
Or you can bitch and moan
You can live the dream
Or you can die alone
You can fly with eagles
Or if you prefer
Keep on testing me
And end up like her
Whoa
Honey, whatcha waitin' for?
Shut up, Toni!
Step into my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a lame ass anymore
Then step into my candy store
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy
It's my candy store
It's my candy store

Everyone, laughing hysterically:

Sarah, flipping them all off: FUCK YOU ALL!

Amity, stealing the mic: I AM THE QUEEN OF GAY PANICS!

Everyone, clapping:
-

Amity, pointing to Sarah: Here we have your local drug addict who, oddly enough, is a nine year old child.

Sarah, flipping her off:
-

Willow, crying: HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME?!?

Boscha: Willow, I can expla-

Willow, stabbing Boscha: HOW COULD YOU?!?

Sarah, watching from afar: Well, it's a good thing my dads taking me out of Hexside.

Luz, horrified:
-

Luz, singing:
I don't know how
I don't know why
But I like ladies
And I like guys
I realize it's a surprise
But now I see that that's just me
It's not like I even try

So, if you ask me how I'm doin'
Here is my reply:

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
Oh yeah, I'm lettin' my bi flag fly
Not gonna hide it, not gonna lie
I'm a bi kinda guy
There's no reason to be shy
My oh my, it's a fact I can't deny
I'm bi, bi, bi until the day I die

Now some may say
"Oh, you're just gay
Why don't you just go gay all the way?"
But that's not it
'Cause bi's legit
Whether you're a he or a she
We might be a perfect fit
And one more thing
I tell you what
Being bi does not imply that you're a player or a slut
Sure, I like sex
Please make him stop.
But I'm no ho
I take things slow
Until I feel at ease

So, if you ask me how I'm doing
I'm feeling preppy, sprightly, spry

I'm g-g-g-g-gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
And it's something I'd like to demystify
It's not a phase
I'm not confused
Not indecisive
I don't have the "gotta choose" blues
I don't care if you wear high heels or a tie
You might just catch my eye
Because I'm definitely bi
I'm gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
I'm gettin' bi
It doesn't take an intellectual
To get that I'm bisexual
-

Luz: There is no spirit world in Ba Sing Se.
-

Viney, stealing an xenomorph from its home: You're mine now.
-

Lilith, facepalming: Seven whole chapters of me cheating the system?

Eda, grinning:

Lilith: Don't.

Eda, making a beeline to the Emperors Coven: Time to steal Belos' wand and chop off his dick.

Lilith, facepalming yet again:
-

Luz and Amity, having a passionate make out session in front of everyone:

Everyone, disgusted:

The viewers, being the horny little shits they are, fangirling:

Me, shooting myself in the head:
-

Luz, accidentally setting her hair on fire with magic: AH!

Sarah, throwing Luz into a patch of snow: That should do it.
-

Amity, walking into her house with her hair back to brown:

Odalia, disgusted:

Amity, flipping her mom off:
-

Luz, disgusted:

Amity, confused: What the-

Luz, throwing her phone out the window: You people need some holy water.
-

Luz: HEY BOSCHA!

Boscha, turning around: Wha-

Luz, throwing a ball, hitting Boscha in the nose: THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, BITCH!

Sarah, crying tears of joy: I've taught my child well.

Amity, panicking: SOMEONE GET THE NURSE!

Willow, horrified:

Gus, cheering Luz on as she does the renegade:
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Me: Due to some comments Noelle Stevenson and her crew made about black people, I will not be doing this dare, so here's a funny video to make up for it.

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