Eda: Well, dear sister, this is the end.

Lilith, spraying Eda in the face with a water gun: I'm afraid it isn't, Edalyn.

-cue both siblings having a water gun fight outside the Owl House-
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Amity, turning into a flamingo: Awh man.

Luz, feeding her random bugs: Eat up!
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Sarah: Death.

Lilith, confused: Wha-

Eda: A bull.

Amity: Blood.

Luz, snickering: Someone loosing their underpants.

King: WORLD DOMINATION!

Hooty: AN ARENA! HOOT HOOT!

Gus: Blood.

Willow: A guys decapitated head.
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Luz, rubbing her girlfriends ears: Uhh...

Amity, disgusted: I hate these readers...

Luz: Same here.
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Sarah: It really depends on my mood. If I want someone to appear, they appear. Simple as that.
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Boscha, singing and dancing to the song while twerking:

Willow, blushing: Thats my girlfriend.

Sarah, snickering as she records the whole thing for blackmail: Oh, this is perfect.
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Luz: When I had to take Amity to the infirmary after the grudgby game.

Amity, blushing: When Luz saves me from that goblin thingy at the library.
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Luz, watching Amity play Pokemon Moon: Perfect.

Amity, getting frustrated: UGH!
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Sarah, shooting down the robot with a harpoon gun: And he's down.
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Everyone, vomiting up ketchup:
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Amity: I'm sorry, Sarah, but I have to do this.

Sarah, acting confused: Do what?

Amity, stabbing Sarah to death with a fake knife.

Sarah, ripping open her shirt and pulling out a bunch of hotdogs covered in ketchup: BLEH!

Eda: Ah, kids these days.

Lilith: Remind me why I agreed to live with you again?

Eda, shrugging: It's better than having your magic taken away, now is it.

Lilith: I suppose it is.
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Luz, kicking Edric in the balls:

Edric, groaning in pain:

Emira and Amity, snickering:
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Eda: As much as I hate children, I have to admit that Luz is exactly the image I had in mind for a daughter. Oh, and I'm not a mom, I'm just a caretaker to a bunch of noisy brats.
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Luz, kissing both of the twins on the cheeks: And done.

Amity, jealous:

Emira: Awh, is Mittens jealous that we got a kiss from her girlfriend and she didn't?

Amity, flipping them both off:

Edric, offended:

Emira, snickering:
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Luz, kissing Willow on the cheek: And done.

Willow, giggling: We're not having a love triangle on our hands here.

Luz: I mean, that one book where a human falls in love with a vampire and the werewolf falls in love with the human was pretty good if I do say so myself.

Amity, dragging Luz away: Mine.

Willow, shrugging: The kiss was merely platonic anyways, so no need to worry. This isn't a romance sitcom.

Amity: It better not be.

Willow, walking away: Trust me, it isn't.
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Lilith, groaning as she gives Hooty a bath:

Hooty: I HAVEN'T BEEN ABLE TO TAKE A PROPER BATH LATELY, SO THANK YOU LILITH! HOOT HOOT!

Lilith, muttering under her breath: Infernal house demon.

Eda: Ah, I suppose this is payback for her almost getting us all petrified.

Luz, nodding: And arresting you.

Eda: That too.

Lilith, getting swallowed alive by Hooty: AH!

Eda, snickering: Good luck, Lily. You're going to need it.
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Amity: I've done it once and I'll do it again.

Sarah, handing over a loud speaker: Take it away, O'Gay Wizard.

Amity, speaking into the loud speaker: LUZ NOCEDA IS MY FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AND I WILL MURDER ANYONE WHO TALKS SHIT ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP!

Sarah: Ah, I've taught you well, young pupil.
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Sarah: No and no. I'm already adopted by a Cipher, I don't need any more here in my life. You can't kill my mother, she is already in prison for trying to murder me. Oh, and no Silver nor Golden Trio. If you don't like how I run this shit show, then go read some Twilight fanfiction.
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Amity and Luz, embarrassed: OH HELL NO!