Sarah, getting in a boxing stance: Are you ready to rumble?

King, also in a boxing stance: Oh, I'm so ready.

Eda, groaning: Here we go again.

Luz, blowing the whistle: GO!

Sarah, casually beating the ever loving shit out of King while trying not to tap into her demon form as much: HAHA!

King, groaning in pain: I....surrender...

Luz: WE GOT A WIENER!

Sarah, confused: Aren't you suppose to say 'winner?'

Luz, deadpan: No, Hooty is wearing a shirt with a wiener on it.

Hooty, eating all of the popcorn: HOOT HOOT!

Sarah, already beating the shit out of Hooty: DIE YOU FUCKING BIRD!

(A/N: Hooty could've beaten the ever loving shit out of Sarah if she didn't surprise him while eating popcorn.)

Eda, groaning: I told you this was a bad idea.

Luz: My bad.

Eda: Welp, time to heal those two idiots now.

Sarah, strangling Hooty: GRAH!
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Amity, walking back into the Owl House: MY GOD TODAYS LESSON AT SCHOOL WAS SO BORING! AND BOSCHA—

Luz, kissing Amity on the cheek: Awe, I miss you too, Amity.

Amity, having a gay panic: O-Oh, LUZ! I-uh-BANANA PICKLE JUICE!

Luz, grabbing her hand: Come on, I got something to show you.

Amity, getting dragged along for the ride: QUACK!
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Eda, walking back into the Owl House: Hey, kid, where's Luz?

Sarah, playing on her DS: Oh, she's with Amity, probably getting babies or some shit.
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Luz, being cuddled by her girlfriend: I don't know if I should like this or not.

Amity, feeding Luz herself: Here comes the choo choo train!

Luz, shrugging: Choo choo!
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Sarah: Basically we have the house to ourselves now.

Eda: Interesting......

Sarah, pointing to the question:

Eda: Well, viewers of this...book that's being ran by that creep over there..

Ashlee-Lynn, watching from the windows while breathing heavily:

Eda: I think of Luz as my own flesh and blood sometimes, and I will be sad to see her go back to the human realm soon. Does that answer their question?

Sarah, nodding:

Eda: Good, now...

Ashlee-Lynn, getting chased around the place by Hooty: AH!

Eda, laughing: Ah, I love my life.
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Boscha, kissing Willow on the cheek: I refuse to grab her ass.

Willow, sighing: Than-

Boscha, grinning: But I will make her wear a cheerleading uniform during one of my grudby games though~

Willow, facepalming:
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Luz, embarrassed: WE ARE NOT HAVING SEX IN A CLOSET!

Amity, disgusted: PG-13, PEOPLE! PG-13!!
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Gus, doing the Cartlon dance outside of the couples treehouse:
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Boscha, getting on the intercom at school: I'M BOSCHA AND I'M GAY FOR MY LEAF GIRL, WILLOW PARK!

Willow, embarrassed: She did not just do that.

Sarah: Oh, that bitch just did do that.
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Sarah: VAPOREON, I CHOOSE YOU!

Vaporeon, flopping around like a fish:

Sarah, disappointed: Well fuck.
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Amity, feeding Luz while playing Tattletail: This game is worser than FNAF.

Luz, nodding: Why are we playing this again?

Amity: I have no idea, Luz. Now be quiet and drink your milk.

Luz, drinking the bottle of milk:
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Luz, somehow magically gaining a pair of cat ears and a tail: Wha-

Amity, snuggling her possessively: MINE!

Luz, blushing: This can't possibly be fanfiction..

Amity, kissing her on the cheek: Oh, it's real~

Luz, shrugging: I'm not complaining.

Amity: You shouldn't, Luz. This is real, after all.

Luz: Okay then...
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Boscha, kissing Willow on the lips: Dare completed!

Willow, having a nosebleed: Boscha!

Boscha, snickering: I should do that more often, my little gardener~

Willow, embarrassed: Oh boy..
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Amity and Edmira, eating almost 100 cakes:

Sarah, beating them: I win~

Amity, passing out:

Luz, comforting her girlfriend: Amity!

Edmira, vomiting: Too...much...frosting...

Sarah, snickering: The cakes also had bugs in them.

Emira, passing out:

Luz, panicking: EMIRA!

Sarah, walking out of the room: Peace, losers!
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Eda, burning down the Emperors home: That's for trying to imprison me, you douche!