(A/N: I can't believe I'm posting this on Himiko Togas birthday. Man, what a twist!)

Everyone, trying to avoid getting hit by harpoons: AH!

Tom, laughing maniacally while shooting harpoons at them:
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Luz, dancing:

Eda, walking out of the house: Nope!
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Sarah, concerned: You really, really don't want to mess with her. You could get yourself killed, or worse...

Eda, casually holding up two laser guns: I'm sure she isn't all that powerful.

-A few hours later-

Eda, barely making it inside the house:

Sarah, playing on her ds: I told you so.

Luz, rushing over to Edas aid: EDA!

Eda, managing to flop her ass down onto the couch: That bitch managed to beat me!

Sarah, snorting: I could've told you that. Only a demon can face another demon.

Eda: Well I wish you would've given me a heads up before I went down there.

Sarah, deadpan: I did, you didn't heed my warning.

Eda, groaning: Does anyone around here know how to heal? I can't barely move my arms worth to save my own life.

Luz: No.

Sarah, getting up: I know how to heal. While I'm not as proficient as a master, I can still help you out some.

Eda: Please do.

Sarah, putting a hand on Eda's back, casually whispering an incantation:

Flower, gleam and glow
Let your power shine
Make the clock reverse
Bring back what once was mine
Heal what has been hurt
Change the Fates' design
Save what has been lost
Bring back what once was mine
What once was mine..

Eda, back to full strength: Well, that sure was something!

Sarah, shrugging: My powers aren't anything special, really.

Luz: That was amazing, Sarah! Imagine how many lives you could save!

Sarah, muttering under her breath: Or destroy..

King, walking through the door: So, what did I miss?

Luz: Nothing much, just everyone here being idiots.

King: You went after Sarah's mom, Eda.

Eda: I don't condone child abuse.

Sarah, muttering under her breath: She's done more than that...

Luz, overhearing her: Sarah...

Sarah, sighing: As you can see, my mother is a very horrible person. I'm sure we got the abuse down pat, but she had never really laid a hand on me until that night...

Luz: Sarah, you don't have to explain anything.

Sarah, clutching her fists tightly: She tried to murder me. She tried to murder her sole heir, her only child. When she failed, she banished me to earth..

Eda, comforting Sarah: You poor thing.

Sarah, crying: I was lucky enough to make it out with my own life...yet no matter what I do, I can't get that night out of my head....

King, also comforting Sarah:

Luz: Sarah..

Sarah: I had to turn to drugs to help me cope, and when that started to not work, I tried harder ones, but not even those help me out any...Not even a therapy session worked out well...

Eda, mentally planning a murder:

King, snuggling up in Sarah's lap: Your mom is a horrible person.

Sarah, shrugging: I guess it runs in the family.

Luz, hugging Sarah: You're not a horrible person, Sarah. Sure, you go overboard sometimes, and sure you're a bit messed up in the head, but that doesn't make you a horrible person.

Sarah, wiping her tears: Thank you, Luz.

Luz, smiling: Don't worry, I'm sure you'll get back at your mom someday.

Sarah: It'll be a while, but I'll try.

Eda, getting up: So, who wants human cuisine?
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Amity, calling Lilith: OI!

Lilith, confused: Who are you?

Amity, in a British accent: YOU TOOK MI DAMN GIRLFRIEND!

Lilith, looking around: But I don't have your girlfriend here with me?

Amity: IF YOU DON'T GIVE ME BACK MI GIRL, I'M GOING TO COME OVER TO YOUR HOUSE AND DO THE FUCKING RENEGADE!

Lilith, hanging up, sighing: Kids these days.
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(Insert image of the dare here)

Alastor, coming back defeated: Damn, that bitch is strong.

Sarah, deadpan: I could've told you that!

Coolcat: Mind if I give it a try?

Sarah, sighing: Have at it.

-A few hours later-

Coolcat, coming back injured:

Sarah: I told you so.
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Boscha, noticing Willow in the hallways at school, blushing:

Sarah, creeping up behind her: Kiss the girl, you three eyed cyclop bitch.

Boscha, shoving Sarah into a locker, walking over to Willow: Hey.

Willow, groaning: What is it this time, Boscha?

Boscha, blushing: You, me, date?

Willow, shrugging: Depends, is this a trick?

Boscha: No, this is me asking you out on a date.

Willow: For what reason, may I ask?

Boscha, embarrassed: You're like, really hot and kind, also I sort of have a huge crush on you.

Willow, sighing: I don't feel the same way about you, Boscha.

Boscha: I don't blame you at all.

Willow: I will go on a date with you under one condition.

Boscha: Hm?

Willow: You can't bully anyone anymore, got it?

Boscha, nodding her head: I understand.

Willow, walking off: We shall discuss some details about the date soon.

Boscha, nodding:
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Luz, breaking her computer with a bat: UGH!

Eda: Hey ki-WOAH!

Luz, enraged: FUCKING BAD ENDING!

Sarah: Oh, she must be playing Danganronpa again.

Eda, cringing: Oh.

Sarah: Walk away, don't pay any attention to her.

Eda, nodding:
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Luz, planting a bomb into Amitys parent's bedroom before jumping out the window: That's what you get for treating my girlfriend like shit.
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Lilith, eating a huge chunk of poop, visibly disgusted:

Sarah: That's some organic shit right there.

Lilith, vomiting:
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Amity, checking his search history: Wow...

Luz: Aren't we suppose to-WOW!

Sarah, walking over: What the fuck?!?

Eda, throwing the computer out the window: No viruses detected!