(A/N: Fuck it, I'm dropping the update)
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Sarah, walking back into the Owl House: I'm back, bitches!

King: Nobody missed you.

Sarah, flicking King off: So, what did I miss?

Luz, sighing: Freedom.

Sarah: Well, you had your two week vacation from me, oh and good old Misty is enrolling new into Hexside.

Luz, groaning:

Eda, snickering: What track are you picking, kid?

Sarah, smirking: Potions.

King, confused: Why the Potion track?

Sarah, in an innocent tone: I want to trap Bump inside a giant spear of goo.

Eda: You do realize you can do that on your own, right?

Sarah, nodding: It's much more funner when you have to work for it.

Eda, shrugging: You do you, kiddo.

Sarah: I will dominate the Potions track, then I will go and enroll in the Abomination track and beat the shit out of people.

Luz: You do know Amity is also in the Abomination track, right?

Sarah, smirking: I know, that's why I'm probably going to also 'convince' Bump to put me in that one as well.

Eda, catching on: Please don't tell me you're going to kill Bump if he doesn't do what you want him to do.

Sarah: I was going to, but now that you mentioned it, I might as well use that evil hat he has in his office against him.

King, confused: What evil hat?

Luz: The one he has under lock and key because the hat turned evil and attacked a bunch of people.

Sarah, nodding: Exactly.

Eda: Isn't that a bit...crazy?

Sarah, smirking: It'll be worth it in the end if I get to do two tracks at once.

Luz, shrugging: You wouldn't be the only one.

Sarah: You, Viney, Barcus, and Jerbo.

Luz, nodding: Come on, Sarah, lets go give you a makeover.

Sarah, sighing: Fine.
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Eda, egging the school: Much better!

Sarah, releasing the hat: YEE HAW!

Amity and Luz, panicking: YOU RELEASED THE HAT?!?

Sarah, shrugging: Shit happens, deal with it.

King: The dare was to vandalize the school though.

Eda, casually restraining the hat with some of her magic: Don't worry, kids, I got this.

Sarah, pouting:

Amity, heavily sighing: I dread the day she gets accepted into Hexside.

Luz: I mean, it is a school for Witches and Demons, so it would make sense for Sarah to get accepted.

Amity, snickering: Probably into the baby classes.

Luz, getting the joke: I see..

Eda, hearing something going on in the bushes: RUN! THE COPS ARE HERE!

Sarah, getting dragged by the shirt collar: ACK—
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Luz: I have never watched a single episode of Dragonball in my life until that movie, so needless to say your dare won't be completed, but we do got a bunch of pusheen plushies!

(A/N: I'm not a Dragonball fan, nor have I ever seen any of the shows or movies, so I apologize in advance if your feelings get hurt.)
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Sarah, dragging Spinel through the portal: Welcome to mi casa!

Spinel, flicking Sarah off: At least this place is decent looking.

Luz: Ah, you must be Sarah's sister, Spinel! I'm Luz Noceda, nice to-

Spinel, walking back into the portal: I couldn't care less.

Luz, enraged: What a bitch.

Spinel, punching Luz in the face: YOU CUNT!

-insert fighting here-

Sarah, drinking some tea: This is some good shit.
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Luz, calling her mom: Hey, mom.

Camilla: Hey, mi ha (I don't speak a lick of Spanish whatsoever, so deal with it), hows it going at summer camp.

Luz: Mom, there's something I have to tell you.

Camilla, confused: What is it, sweetie?

Luz, sighing: I pulled a Dorian and Dani from Hooky and missed the bus to camp, but don't worry, I'm not kidnapped, I'm just training to become a witch here at the Boiling Isles.

Camilla, concerned: Is this some sort of fanfiction you're writing?

Luz, lying: Yup! How do you like it?

Camilla: You do you sweetheart. Have a good day.

Luz: You too mom, you too.
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Lilith, magically appearing out of thin air: Wha-

Sarah, casually taking off her pants, shitting on Liliths feet: Ah, much better.

Lilith, disgusted:

Sarah, magically vanishing: Whoops!

Lilith, sighing: I hate my life.
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Luz, kissing Amity on the cheek: I'm bisexual, if that's what you're wondering.

Amity, kissing Luz back: And I'm also her girlfriend, so technically she's off limits.

Luz, blushing: Oo la la