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Luz, walking into the room: Hey, Eda, where's Sarah?
Eda, shrugging: Her dad said she's going to therapy now.
King: Meh, that girl was messed up in the head anyways.
Luz, concerned: Who is she seeing?
Eda: Some guy named Ben Cipher. I didn't really ask for any details, but I know she won't be back for like a chapter or two.
King: So basically we don't have to worry about her cursing and throwing everyone out the window again while twerking to a Pokémon song?
Eda, nodding: Pretty much.
Luz: Well, at least she won't crash me and Amity's date nights anymore.
-FLAAASSHHHHHBAAAACCCK-
Amity, sighing: Oh Luz, you sure do have a way with women.
Luz, causally painting a portrait of Amity: Well I mean, I am a bisexual disaster—
Sarah, walking in wearing a Charizard oonzie: Hey Luz, do you perhaps have a pencil I could use?
Luz, handing her a pencil: Why do you need a pencil, Sarah?
Sarah, smiling: So I can write out my will.
Amity, confused: Why do you need to write out your will so early?
Sarah: Because I'm about to murder Boshca for stealing my flying bison.
Amity, even more confused: There aren't any flying bison on the—
Sarah, showing her an image of a flying bison: That hoe stolen my fricking flying bison.
Luz: That's clearly a stuffed animal, Sarah, and for all we know, King could've took your plushie.
Sarah, even more livid: Well, time to go skin a demon alive-
Luz, chasing after Sarah: EDA!
Amity, sighing: Somedays I question my sanity..
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Eda, confused: What the heck is Bardock?
Luz: Oh, I think it's a Dragonball Z spinoff of some sort. It's quite popular in the human realm.
King: Does this movie involve world domination?
Luz, shrugging: We shall find out!
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Eda, throwing the movie out the window: Nope!
Luz, crying: It was too fucking pure.
King, confused: How do you humans like this stuff?!?
Luz: I don't know, I've never even watched Dragonball until now.
Eda: Welp, dares over with. At least we weren't forced to watch My Hero Academia.
Luz, cringing: The horror...
King: Well, at least we now know what universe Sarah's dad came from....oh boy...
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Luz, confused: How am I going to kiss you for an entire day?!?
Amity, holding up a spell book: With magic of course!
Luz: Interesting....
-A few hours later-
Amity, covered in lipstick marks from head to toe: Well, that worked out quite well if I do say so myself.
Luz, passed out from exhaustion:
Amity, covering Luz up with a blanket: At least she finally got some rest for once.
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Lilith, somehow managing to stare at a wall for five hours straight.
Eda, smirking: Oh wow, I can't believe I just joined a coven!
Luz, acting surprised: Really?
Lilith, trying her best not to cry tears of joy:
Eda: Nope!
King, confused: I'm questioning why we even do this sort of stuff?
Eda: For the fun value.
Luz, nodding: When will she stop staring at the wall?
Eda, shrugging: Until the spell wears off.
Luz: Okay then..I'll just uh....pretend that didn't happen..
Eda: Have at it, kid.
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Luz, throwing Eda out the window Sarah Bellum style: YeEt—
Eda, landing on her face: OW!
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