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Luz, walking into the room: Hey, Eda, where's Sarah?

Eda, shrugging: Her dad said she's going to therapy now.

King: Meh, that girl was messed up in the head anyways.

Luz, concerned: Who is she seeing?

Eda: Some guy named Ben Cipher. I didn't really ask for any details, but I know she won't be back for like a chapter or two.

King: So basically we don't have to worry about her cursing and throwing everyone out the window again while twerking to a Pokémon song?

Eda, nodding: Pretty much.

Luz: Well, at least she won't crash me and Amity's date nights anymore.

-FLAAASSHHHHHBAAAACCCK-

Amity, sighing: Oh Luz, you sure do have a way with women.

Luz, causally painting a portrait of Amity: Well I mean, I am a bisexual disaster—

Sarah, walking in wearing a Charizard oonzie: Hey Luz, do you perhaps have a pencil I could use?

Luz, handing her a pencil: Why do you need a pencil, Sarah?

Sarah, smiling: So I can write out my will.

Amity, confused: Why do you need to write out your will so early?

Sarah: Because I'm about to murder Boshca for stealing my flying bison.

Amity, even more confused: There aren't any flying bison on the—

Sarah, showing her an image of a flying bison: That hoe stolen my fricking flying bison.

Luz: That's clearly a stuffed animal, Sarah, and for all we know, King could've took your plushie.

Sarah, even more livid: Well, time to go skin a demon alive-

Luz, chasing after Sarah: EDA!

Amity, sighing: Somedays I question my sanity..
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Eda, confused: What the heck is Bardock?

Luz: Oh, I think it's a Dragonball Z spinoff of some sort. It's quite popular in the human realm.

King: Does this movie involve world domination?

Luz, shrugging: We shall find out!
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Eda, throwing the movie out the window: Nope!

Luz, crying: It was too fucking pure.

King, confused: How do you humans like this stuff?!?

Luz: I don't know, I've never even watched Dragonball until now.

Eda: Welp, dares over with. At least we weren't forced to watch My Hero Academia.

Luz, cringing: The horror...

King: Well, at least we now know what universe Sarah's dad came from....oh boy...
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Luz, confused: How am I going to kiss you for an entire day?!?

Amity, holding up a spell book: With magic of course!

Luz: Interesting....

-A few hours later-

Amity, covered in lipstick marks from head to toe: Well, that worked out quite well if I do say so myself.

Luz, passed out from exhaustion:

Amity, covering Luz up with a blanket: At least she finally got some rest for once.
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Lilith, somehow managing to stare at a wall for five hours straight.

Eda, smirking: Oh wow, I can't believe I just joined a coven!

Luz, acting surprised: Really?

Lilith, trying her best not to cry tears of joy:

Eda: Nope!

King, confused: I'm questioning why we even do this sort of stuff?

Eda: For the fun value.

Luz, nodding: When will she stop staring at the wall?

Eda, shrugging: Until the spell wears off.

Luz: Okay then..I'll just uh....pretend that didn't happen..

Eda: Have at it, kid.
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Luz, throwing Eda out the window Sarah Bellum style: YeEt—

Eda, landing on her face: OW!

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