A/N: COVID-19 does not exist in Ba Sing Se
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Sarah, magically teleporting them all to a theme park: Well, this is epic.

Luz, amazed: Wow...

King, pointing to the one ride: Hey guys, look at this ride!

Eda, shrugging: Who wants to ride it?

Luz, excited: Me!

Sarah: Why not?

King, dragging Luz along: Hurry up!

Luz, getting dragged: Oh boy!

-A few moments later-

Sarah, not fazed: This is about as shitty as my mother, and at least she's amusing some nights.

Luz, pissing her pants in fear: AAAH!

Eda, snickering:

King, just enjoying the ride:
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Luz, dressed up as a teacher: Well, Ms. Blight, today I'm about to teach you the art of french kissing.

Amity, confused: I don't know why you're dressed up as a teacher or why you're teaching me how to french kiss, but I'm just going to go along with this because I love you and I support your interests.

Luz: Actually, it's a dare, Amity.

Amity: Ah, that makes a lot of sense.

Luz, casually showing Amity a tutorial on how to french kiss: Thats how you french kiss.

Amity, disgusted: You humans sure are strange.

Luz, smirking: I could say the same about witches.

Amity: But aren't you training to become one?

Luz: Fair point, Ms. Blight.

Sarah, walking into the room: Hey Luz, did you see my-

Amity, pointing over to the corner where Sarah's Nejire Hado body pillow lays:

Sarah, immediately grabbing said body pillow, embarrassed, walking out of the room: Good day, fellas!

Luz, closing the door behind her: Well, turns out Sarah isn't as straight as most people thought, then again neither is Kurogiri.

Amity: Is it possible that both Sarah and Kurogiri are the same people?

Luz, shrugging: Or it could be just one person pulling all the strings behind the scenes like a puppet master.

Amity, shuddering at a certain memory: Don't get me started about the library incident, Luz.

Luz: Oh, I won't.

Amity, smirking: Now, about that french kissing lesson...
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Sarah, shrugging: I don't exactly know who you're talking about, but okay.

Kurogiri: This is going to be some fine comedy gold here.

Sarah, snapping her fingers, wearing a Litten onesie: Music?

Kurogiri, turning on the music:

Sarah, twerking to the music: Oh baby baby!

Kurogiri, face palming:

-Hell-

Sarah's biological mother, face palming:

-In Luz's bedroom-

Amity, laughing hysterically:

Luz, trying to figure out what the hell is going on there:

-The rest of the Owl House-

King, shitting his pants:

Eda, snorting: I have got to get Lilith in on this trend, once she finds out my location of course.

-The rest of the Boiling Isles-

Everyone, screaming in horror:

-Back to the father/daughter duo-

Sarah, snickering: This is comedy gold!

Kurogiri, passing out:
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Eda, somehow going out on a date with someone named Camilla: Uh....this is awkward.

The lizard named Camilla: -lizard noises-

Eda, concerned for everyone's mental health: Oh boy...
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King, chucking eggs at everyone while doing his victory scream:

Sarah, dumping an entire carton of eggs over his head: Nice try, King of Eggs.

King, doing his rage squeal:

Sarah, throwing him into a pile of mud: Shut the fuck up!
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Lilith, just doing whatever the Emperor sent her out to do:

Eda, coming up behind Lilith and slapping her in the back of the head before flying away on Owlbert: SIKE!

Lilith, sighing heavily: Oh Edalyn.
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King, doing his all mighty rage squeal:

Sarah, throwing him out the window: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Luz, throwing Sarah out of the Owl House: YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Kurogiri, irritated: HOW ABOUT WE ALL SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Eda, snickering:

Kurogiri: ESPECIALLY YOU, EDALYN!

Eda, tacking Kurogiri to the ground:
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Luz, actually somehow getting sick:

King, dressed up as a doctor, throwing a can of chicken noodle soup at Luz: THERE'S YOUR MEDICINE.

Luz, making a 'bruh' face:

Sarah: Well....that's one way to end off a chapter........

Luz, flipping Sarah off:

Sarah, snorting: Fuck you too, Luz.