Lol u can skip these if u want im just bored:

So me and Johnny went to the lot. "Ponyboy you probably just hurt her reputation that's all." Johnny told me.

"Yeah. Big time fuckers." I laughed.

"I can't take much more of this I'll fuck myself or something." Johnny cried.

"Oh my god your such a drama queen." I sighed.

"Yeah I'm sorry." He frowned. Then we both fell asleep.

"Hey asshole get up." Johnny was shaking me.

"HOLLY FUCK MONSTER!" I yelled punching Johnny in the face.

"Shit. Your one god damn nazi." Johnny said lying down.

"That makes no sense bye I'm going home. Later loser." I said and left.

I walked inside and Darry was pissed. "Where the hell have you been?" He yelled at me.

"Damned if I know." I walked over to Soda.

"C'mon lets get to bed." He told me.

"Ew no I don't have a bedtime that's gross don't say that." I frowned.

"I can't even call the cops cause you'll be thrown in a boys home so slow it would make your head spin." Darry yelled.

"Slow? Are you fucking slow?! Cause you never make any sense?" I spit out.

"What?!" He screamed and cracked me with the Dora the Explorer umbrella and I blacked out.

"Dude you can't kill the kid we gotta kill the Soc first." Steve said.

"Steve that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me." I smiled.

"What? I thought you were passed out." Steve jumped.

"Oh yeah sorry I forgot." I said and blacked out again.

5 hours later. (In SpongeBob narrator voice.)

Darry smacked me across the face. "Get the hell outta here fucktard!" Darry yelled and I ran out the door.

I was running to the park and I tripped over Johnny. "Dude what the hell I'm trying to run away!" I explained.

"Oh alright I'll tag along." Johnny decided and we ran. "What happened?" He asked.

"Darry hit me." I cried like a baby. "C'mon lets walk to the sex shop and back." I said.

We stopped at the park cause we saw a blue mustang pull up. "Should we make a run for it?" Johnny whispered to me.

"No I wanna beat the shit outta em. You got that blade?" I asked.

"Golly Pony yeah but I don't think we should kill em." Johnny plainly stated.

"God damnet Johnny who said anything about we...it's you who's gonna kill em." I explained.

"Pony I-" I cut Johnny off. "Shut up here they come." I shushed him.

They came up to use and bluntly asked: "Need a condom greaser?"

"Holly shit no. " I almost screamed.

"Hey why don't we wash him?" One ugly Soc asked.

I screamed and kicked as they through me in the fountain.

I'm dying. Yes finally this is the best day of my life no more Darry. WhooHoo mother fuckers!

Soon everything was covered in a blurry red haze.

*******

"J-Johnny?" I asked. "Yeah. Yeah I'm here." A steady voice said to me.

"What the fuck happened?" I asked standing up quickly.

"I killed em. I killed that boy." He said in the same steady voice.

"Good going kid." I high fived him and he smiled. "So why so glum?" I asked.

"Cause what they said was true." He mumbled.

"Um what?" I laughed.

He looked down.

I screamed.

"Oh sorry Pony." He started bawling.

"Shut the fuck up you let's go to Dally he can help us with this whole murder thing." I ordered