sometimes, when he's between girlfriends, Soda will go in the bathroom for over an hour. What he would do in there was completely unknown until Two Bit accidentally walked in on him. Now the gang knows that Soda likes to masturbate all over the sink, shower, and their dirty clothes. When Two Bit interrupted him one time, Soda was standing over the sink, legs spread to the door, gripping his member, and oozing. They stared at eachother uncomfortably for a moment, not moving. Then Two Bit closed the door and went back to the living room. Eyes wide, he drank an entire eight-pack of beer by himself, trying to forget the image that was imprinted on the undersides of his eyelids.

a/n) yeah, this one's kinda gross. Sorry for the nightmares.