Once, Darry found Steve, Soda, two-bit, and Dally fighting intensely. Like, actually fighting. Not for fun. They were mad at eachother because someone did something stupid. "Woah! Chill!" Darry said, restraining Soda's arm so he wouldn't punch Steve in the balls. "What's going on?"

"This dickhead had the nerve to fuck my girlfriend!" Soda exclaimed, gesturing to Steve.

"I didn't fuck her!" Steve defended. "She came up and kissed me! It ain't my fault you're dating a whore!"

"Lea is not a whore!" Soda scratched Steve's face, leaving four bloody lines in the other boy's cheek.

"Hey, let's not forget about Soda putting a dead mouse in my underwear! That wasn't funny! I had to get a tetanus shot!" Two-bit screamed.

"Well you got drunk and fapped all over a car we were working on!" Steve elbowed Two in the gut.

"It ain't my fault you're too lazy to fix that peice of shit you call a coffee machine!" Two-bit shouted in reply, kicking Steve in the chest causing him to collapse and gasp for air.

"Well maybe if you stopped doing stupid stuff and leaving me to clean up your mess, maybe I'd have time to fix the damn coffee machine!" Soda screamed, throwing punches at the redhead.

"Why are you here Dal?" Asked Darry.

"You know I can't resist a good fight!" 

"Really? Let's not forget you were the one who dragged my bed out to the driveway when I was in it. In boxers. And it was winter!" Two smacked Dally. 

"Maybe you shouldn't have told everyone that I wear head gear when I sleep!" 

"You DO wear headgear!" Two-bit jumped on the blond and pulled his hair.

"Dal, you constantly make fun of me for being dumb. Here's your reward." Soda said, kicking Dally in the dick. 

Dally collapsed, clutching his groin. "I thought you thought you were dumb." He said in agonizing pain.

"It don't mean you've gotta make funna me! It's only okay when I say it!" Soda flipped off the other blond. 

"Y'know, maybe we shouldn't even be friends anymore!" Two-bit suggested.

"Agreed!" The other three said, then all four walked their seperate ways.

"What the..." Darry scratched his head, trying to figure out what just happened. 

Turns out the boys were serious. They didn't even say a word to eachother. They pretended the there didn't exist. Darry, Pony, and Johnny were greatly disturbed by this.  

Then Darry had an idea. "C'mon guys! We're going camping!" He announced.

<to be continued>