<just some random shit I came up with when looking at creepy stuff kids say. Don't read this at night. It may be disturbing. This is not true as far as I know. I just wanna creep y'all out>

Johnny: when he was about four, his dad woke up to find his face inches away from his own, with a totally blank expression. He just stood there silently for about five minutes without blinking, then started speaking in tongues in a very creepy voice. Then his eyes rolled back in his head and he collapsed on the ground, sound asleep. He had no memory of this when he woke up.

Dally: many times when he was two, he'd go up to his mom and tell her to "let Uncle Mike come in". His mom's brother Mike died 16 years before Dally was born and she never told Dally about him.

Steve: when he was two, his mom heard him talking to himself in his room. She went and asked him who he was talking to. He replied with: "my sister." His mom told him he didn't have a sister, but he shook his head and said: "she got sick in your tummy way before I was born, so she died." His mom was shocked because she hadn't ever told anyone that she'd had a miscarriage a couple years before Steve was born. Not even the baby's father knew she'd been pregnant. 

Two-bit: when he was about two, he was watching Micky Mouse on tv and his dad was watching him from the couch. And randomly, Two-bit turned around and looked at his dad and said, "do you remember when I was the daddy and you were the baby?" What made it even more creepy was that the boy's grandfather had died exactly a year to the day before he was born.

The Curtis brothers: Mr. And Mrs. Curtis weren't surprised when Darry told them he had an imaginary friend named Eathan who lived in his dad's office closet (which was later transformed into Soda and Pony's bedroom). And they thought it was cute when "Eathan" became Soda's imaginary friend and then eventually Pony's. But they were really creeped out when Pony was three and said that Eathan "hung by a rope in his closet". As it turned out, when the house was first built a family of three moved in and the son was named Eathan. One day, Eathan had hung himself in his closet and his parents were so grief-stricken that they moved. 

Did I creep you out?