Ponyboy: hey man. Wats up?

Dally: I've got a bad case of the manboobs.

Ponyboy: sorry I asked.

Ponyboy: no thanks for that image.

Dally: NO!!!! THAT WAS AUDREY CARROT!!!! I MEANT MANBOOBS!!!!!

Ponyboy: oooooookaaaaayyyy............

Dally: I meant, I have a bad case of the molesters.

Ponyboy: uh.... 

Dally: MONORAIL!!!!!!

Ponyboy: what are you smoking?

Dally: NOTHING!!!! THAT WAS ARM AND HAMMER COCK!!!!

Ponyboy: um..... I'll just leave you to your manboobs or molesters or monorail and whoever Audrey Carrot is with her arm and hammer cock.

Dally: MOOSE ELBOW FUCK!!!!!!!! 

Dally: I AM A VIRGIN OF AFRICAN CORN!!!!!!!!!

Dally: okay. I've turned off autocorrect. Lemme try again.

Dally: I have a bad case of the Mondays.

Ponyboy: sorry dude.