VALENTINES DAY

Aries:Great and exciting date, receiving and giving gifts to their lover, who is willing to take them on a fun road trip and watch a few romantic comedies when they return home

Taurus:Their date says they're going to come with them out to dinner but ends up never showing up. They get tired of waiting and take themselves out, only to stress when the food bill is too large for their liking.

Gemini:Gets invited on a day out with friends, turns out their friend's dates are there so they end up being the third-wheel.

Cancer:Asks their crush out, gets rejected. They end up baking their crush a cake and use tears instead of water when adding ingredients.

Leo:Who needs a valentine when you've got yourself?

Virgo:Too kind to say no and ends up being dragged out on a really, really awkward date.

Libra:Sends everyone an anonymous love letter to make sure everyone is happy and feels loved.

Scorpio:Curses under their breath every time they walk past a couple. Stays inside and posts bitter things about love on the internet. (heh oops?)

Sagittarius:Buys flowers and ends up putting them on the wrong person's doorstep by accident. Drives away all smugly thinking, "They're surely going to love me now," but little do they know someone looked at the name and letter weirdly, tossing their beautiful flowers in the trash.

Capricorn:Gets asked out and ends up rejecting the person in a really awkward way.

Aquarius:Receives an anonymous love letter (it's from Libra) and sends it back to the address with a note at the bottom saying, "Can't talk to strangers, sorry."

Pisces:Collects photos of their crush from when they were an infant to now, creates a lovely collage asking them out. Ends up getting a yes!