Aries: "Gross, kick him in the shins."

Taurus: "Happy sibling day weirdo."

Gemini: "You look really rad in blue."

Cancer: "You missed out on cheerios."

Leo: "My dark circles are so bad it looks like I got hit with a chair....I don't know how that would work either."

Virgo: "Yeah, everyone is really unmotivated."

Libra: "Ahaa! We meet again... Why do I only see you in the bathroom?"

Scorpio: "STOP SCREAMING, it's not that serious. It's a video game calm the hell down. "

Sagittarius: "The dilapidated tree: a documentary by Katie."

Capricorn: "I like your pants."

Aquarius: "No you're an air sign... Yes I know aqua means water."

Pisces: "You look Eggcelent today." *He shaved his head*