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Aries: Does their hair every morning, doesn't name your contact in their phone, vapes

Taurus: Sells Funyuns, wears sweatpants, "You up?"

Gemini: Wears highlighter Nike clothes, has a squad of 12876 friends, has two snapchats

Cancer: gives hugs to every girl, wants to fight you over anything, "baby girl," to everyone

Leo: Cocky as fuck, wears OBEY, pretends to be smart, "you're the only girl I talk to"

Virgo: Writes fake love letters, got braces three times, addicted to axe, bleaches his socks

Libra: Makes Musical.lys, overpays for shoes, gets a pedicure three hours before sex

Scorpio: Gives you a fake number, brags about his dick size, galaxy everything

Sagittarius: talks to girls in monotone, fucks you and never wants to see you again, brags about muscles

Capricorn: Buys you chocolate, shames you for being on your period, shops at Nordstrom for EVERYTHING

Aquarius: Listens to Future, brings around huge sports bag, pretends to be intelligent, distant once he gets close

Pisces: pretends to be affected if you reject him, says "I love you, " on the first date, gives you mixed signals