Today, we'll learn what Klaus and his siblings think of any and all ships that have to with him.

 Reactions to Klaroline (Klaus and Caroline Forbes)
 
 Klaus: I don't mind that one.

 Elijah: I don't mind Caroline.

 Rebekah: I do.

 Finn: Am I expected to remember who that is? 
  
 Kol: I think she was blond.

 Freya: If she's a nice person, I don't see why not.

Rebekah: Well, I'm not okay with this.

Well, she's with Stefan anyway. 


 Reactions to Klonnie (Klaus and Bonnie Bennett)

Klaus: The Bennett witch?

Rebekah: But I didn't like her!

Finn: Which one was Bonnie?

Kol: I think I remember her.

Elijah: I do.

Freya: Was she nice?

Klaus: Most of them were too nice.

Well, she's with Enzo, anyway.

Finn: What is an Enzo?

Right. Moving along.


Reactions to Klena (Klaus and Elena Gilbert)

Klaus: Elena Gilbert?

Rebekah: I hated her!

Elijah: I thought she was okay.

Freya: Who was she?

Finn: I think I remember her.

Kol: I do.

Klaus: I would never date Elena Gilbert.

She's in a sleeping coma.


Reactions to Klefan (Klaus and Stefan Salvatore)

Elijah: Niklaus, is there anything you want to share with us?

Klaus: I've been shipped with Stefan? We're friends, I suppose, but I wouldn't kiss him!

Rebekah: I do not like this idea.

Kol: Neither do I.

Freya: Didn't I meet Stefan? He was the one running away from the evil huntress.

Finn: I don't like any of the ships so far.

Kol: Why must you be so sour? 


Reactions to Klatherine (Klaus and Katherine Pierce)

Klaus: KATHERINE PIERCE!? WHY!?

Rebekah: I hate her too!

Freya: Can someone please tell me who Katherine Pierce is?

Kol: Watch The Vampire Diaries. Spoiler alert, she dies in Season Five.

Finn: Is it a bad thing that I'm not sure who Katherine Pierce is?

Elijah: Um, is it okay if I'm not comfortable with this ship? Who invented this?

Fine. Let's keep moving.

Klaus: How many people am I shipped with?

Half the cast, apparently.


Reactions to Klayley (Klaus and Hayley)

Elijah: Is it okay if I don't like this one?

Klaus: Well, I suppose this is normal considering we have a daughter together.

Freya: I guess you two wouldn't be so bad together.

Rebekah: Yes, Freya, I think you're right about that.

Elijah: I'm sitting right here!

Finn: I don't see what's so great about Hayley.

Kol: Oh, shut up, Finn, no one cares.

Klaus: Are there any good ships?


Reactions to Klamon (Klaus and Damon Salvatore)

Klaus: PEOPLE SHIP ME WITH DAMON SLAVATORE!?!?!?!?

Rebekah: I don't want Damon for a brother-in-law!

Elijah: Nor do I.

Freya: Is this a bad thing?

Kol: It is.

Finn: I remember him. He was one of the ones that killed me!

Klaus: I WILL DESTROY WHOEVER THOUGHT UP THIS IDEA!

Fine, no Klamon.


Reactions to Klarcel (Klaus and Marcel)

Klaus: MARCEL!? Never! Not after watching the Season Three finale!

Elijah: Well, maybe it won't be too long before we're freed again.

There's going to be a five-year time jump.

Freya: Five years?

Rebekah: I'm going to be in a dreamworld with Kol for five years?

Kol: You say that like it's a bad thing.

Finn: I think I'm happy I'm dead. 

I probably shouldn't have told them that. 


Reactions to Kolaus (Kol and Klaus), Klebekah (Klaus and Rebekah), and Klelijah (Klaus and Elijah)

Kol: NEVER!

Rebekah: People ship me with my brother?!

Elijah: Klaus has never looked at me romantically! (eyes Klaus suspiciously) Have you?

Freya: Who would do that?

Finn: That's disgusting.

Klaus: WHO WOULD DARE INSULT OUR NAMES IN SUCH A WAY!? I WILL HUNT THEM DOWN...

Elijah: I feel sick.

Freya: Where are you going?

Elijah: To get a bottle of mouthwash! Apparently, I've kissed Klaus!

Yeah, that and I read a few scary one-shots where you guys had sex. Probably the same with the other two.

Kol: Well, now I definitely feel sick.

Elijah: I'll never be able to wash that off!

Finn: Try bleach.

Rebekah: Excuse me, I think I need a shower as well.

Klaus: ...TEAR THEM SLOWLY APART LIMB BY LIMB BECAUSE THIS IS INEXCUSABLE, AND I WILL MAKE ANYONE INVOLVED...

Yeah, he's gonna be yelling for a while.

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Sorry about all the yelling there. That's Klaus being Klaus.

So I might do a story where Elijah finds out about ships involving him besides Haylijah. And I did have an idea for a Tristan/Lucien one-shot...yeah, I think I am gonna write that one.