It is evening. Klaus comes down the stairs sharply dressed. Elijah and Rebekah are downstairs. 

 Elijah: Where are you going all dressed up?

 Klaus: I have a date tonight.

 Elijah: With who?

 Klaus: Cami, obviously. 

 Rebekah: Ooh, I know where this is going.

 Klaus: And what is that supposed to mean?
 
 Rebekah (in singsongy voice): Nik and Cami, sitting in a tree...
 
 Elijah smiles and joins in. 

 Rebekah and Elijah: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

 Klaus: (growls and pulls out magical dagger) I will do it. 

 Rebekah and Elijah's eyes widen, and both shift uneasily.

 Elijah: Well, (clears throat) don't stay out too late.

 Klaus: Oh, really, Elijah, you're not my mother.





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A/N: I know this is kind of silly and probably wouldn't happen on the show, but I had to add something happy in here.