Zoey Deutch as Bambi Moody

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The kindest girl with name which sounds like her parents watched Disney cartoons too much

❝And so Peter realised the name really suited her; after all, not everyone could have those beautiful Bambi eyes...❞

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Tom Holland as Peter Parker
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The boy who is not only Peter Parker but also a weird guy in spider onesie pretending to be a psychologist

❝ Hey Bambi I'm sorry I'm this late but I had a rough afternoon chasing after that green masked little bitch-- but I was wondering if you made that amazing tea for me again? ❞

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Katharine McNamara as Mary Jane Watson
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Bambi's Thumper that is much more fierce than orginal one from cartoon

❝ I mean, he could be a stripper, did you see that sexy red and blue suit through which you can see literally every curve of his body? Look, you can see his thongs if you stare at his butt a little-- yep, definitely a stripper.❞

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Amandla Stenberg as Gwen Stacy
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Bambi's Thumper no. 2 that is less fierce.

❝Pete... she is too good to have her heart broken all over again. Promise me you won't do that to her.❞

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Harrison Osterfield as Harry Osborn
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The classy bitch™ that loves recite Draco Malfoy quotes ... that's one of the ways to describe him

❝ My father will hear about this! ❞

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[SPIDER-MAN: HOMECOMING CAST AS THEMSELVES]

Zendaya as Michelle Jones
Jacob Batalon as Ned Leeds
Tony Revolori as Eugene 'Flash' Thompson

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