Red: you know, I've always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous
So I wrote a song about it, and it goes a little something like this

I think I love you more than the coffee's love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an ocean girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes

Check it out now, I love those fat hollyberrian's, you know they're so obnoxious
They're always drinking berry juice, they're always holding weapons
And I love the licorice tribe, the way they mow my lawn
They all got 100 kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
Uh-huh, 'cause that's the way they roll
You've got to go big like a Milks nose
If you ever buy a pint for a vampire
They're out of control like a Madeleine driver

I love the golden cheese kingdom, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
I love the mushrooms, yeah, they're cool
But they're always high, so, don't let them fool ya
And I love them white lilies
Even though they wash their ass about once a weekend
I'm just joking, if you didn't know then
You're a little slow, and you're probably from the velvet kingdom

I think I love you more than the coffee's love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an ocean girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes

Aw yeah, let me hear you yell
If you love the outback redneck gingerbreads
And the crooked ass teeth of a hydrangea dude
Or those creepy ciders who think they're smooth, mamma mia
And how could anyone hate the cacao's
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
Tropical girls is what you want
Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk

I love the dragons but hold up a second
National Geographic says they're all butt-naked
Breasts hanging low, what have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a plants nose
Uh-oh, you're all on my checklist
Even mint guys who drink vodka for breakfast
They're stereotypes, and if you believe them
Then your brain is small like a god's penis

I think I love you more than the coffee's love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an ocean girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes

I love vanillian, men, though they hump sheep
I love vanillian, men, though they hump sheep
I love vanillian, men, though they hump sheep
I love vanillian, men, though they hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep
They hump sheep

I think I love you more than the coffee's love tentacle porn
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes
Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an ocean girl
And we should dance, dance, dance to these stereotypes

Everyone he's mentioned: .  .  .

Red: .. *RUN*