Roman: I am the prince

Remus: and I am the duke

Both: together we make

Roman and remus at the same time: the royalty twins/ the pissy and dukey twins

Roman:

Roman: the what?

Remus: the pissy *points to roman* and the dukey *points to himself*

Roman:

Roman: n-

Me: yes I'm calling you two that now

Roman: NO-

Remus: YES-

*epic sword an mace battle of brotherly hatred*