*Mist and Daniel just talking normally minding their business*

Berry: hey wanna hear a story?

Daniel: huh? Lol sure?

Mist: h-huh??

Berry: When I was in preschool there was this really weird system of time-out where they'd put you in this giant plastic bucket sort of like this one- *sudden bucket in hands* And the rule was you couldn't leave the bucket for ten minutes. In case you didn't know. I was what the teachers referred to as a "difficult child" which is code for "walking entity of sass" so I was in the time-out bucket quite a bit. Once they put me in the bucket for thirty minutes-and I thought that was incredibly unfair so I grabbed the handles and shifted my body repeatedly until the bucket and I were out of the classroom, in the hallway, and through the front door. They found me in the parking lot scooting to freedom in the timeout bucket. The teachers were furious and I said.. 

"Hey, I never left the bucket"

So they called my father and told him what I did and he just said, 

"Well, he never left the bucket."

Daniel: pfft congrats dude almost like me-

Berry: what'd you do??

Daniel: ate a lightbulb-.. 

Mist: that doesn't sound so ba-

Daniel: while the light was on

Berry:

Mist:

Mist: Daniel what the fuck?