(Michael Church) So, why exactly do you steal, enslave, and murder? You're a hero in the Capital Wasteland...

(Peter Neeson) Let me tell you... *whistles and Jericho and Clover appear* (play the song)

(All three) Yeah I got a friend who runs those Minutemen sissies
She ain't never heard of me
Don't know nothing about guns and greens
Never been south of the Glowing Sea
But I went up there on a business trip
I took her enslaving and that was it
She took to it like a pig to mud, like a brahmin to cud

We all got a lil' evil bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
And when the raiders starts fighting and their guns all drawn
You can't help but hollering, "Fuck Yeah!"
When you see them evil big entitled kings
Man you gotta admit that's in their genes
Ain't nothing wrong, just getting on your
ol' evil bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone

Nah, you ain't gotta be born out in the sticks
With some shitty ass armor and an R91,
Or have a villain in the family tree
To get on down with me
Yeah, brotha all you need is an open mind
If it fires you up you gotta let it shine
When it feels so right and at the same time wrong
Come on, come on, come on
You ain't alone...

We all got a lil' evil bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
And when the raiders starts fighting and their guns all drawn
You can't help but hollering, "Fuck Yeah!"
When you see them evil big entitled kings
Man you gotta admit that's in their genes
Ain't nothing wrong, just getting on your
ol' evil bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone

We all got a lil' evil bone down deep inside
No matter where you from you just can't hide it
And when the raiders starts fighting and their guns all drawn
You can't help but hollering, "Fuck Yeah!"
When you see them evil big entitled kings
Man you gotta admit that's in their genes
Ain't nothing wrong, just getting on your
ol' evil bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
ol' evil bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
ol' evil bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone
ol' evil bone-ba-bone-ba-bone-bone

(Michael) I don't get it...

(Peter) *sigh* Basically, we all have that little bit of evil in us, so it isn't too bad to let it out a little and do something bad...

(Michael) Oh, fair enough...