(Fallout! Plazmus) Caesar is the one that started that damn Legion all because he's a big fat stupid b-!
(Fallout! Decilley) Don't say it Plazmus!
(Plazmus) WEEEEELLLLL
(Decilley) Don't do it Plazmus!
(Plazmus) WEEELLLLLL
(Decilley) I'm warning you!
(Plazmus) Ok ok *walks off*
(Decilley) I'm getting pretty sick of him calling Caesar a-!
(Plazmus) *slides in* WEEELL Caesar's a bitch he's a big fat bitch, he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch, he's a bitch to all the boys and girls!
(Decilley) SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH PLAZMUS!
(Plazmus) On Monday he's a bitch, on Tuesday he's a bitch, on Wensday though Saturday he's a bitch, then on Sunday just to be different he's a super King Kamehameha beeeotch!
C'mon, you know the lyrics!
(Plazmus & Minutemen)Have you ever met that guy Caesar he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch he's a stupid bitch! Caesar's a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch!
(Plazmus) Talk to factions around the world and it might go a little bit somethin' like this
(Chinese Spy Remnants) *sing it in chinese*
(NCR kids) *sing it*
(Enclave Remnants) *sing it*
(Zion Tribes) *sing it in their languages*
(Plazmus) Have you ever met that guy Caesar he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world he's a mean old bitch and he has stupid hair, he's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch
(Caesar & Lanius) *appear behind him*
(Minutemen) *gasp*
(Plazmus) *doesn't notice* Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch, he's stupid bitch
(Decilley) Uhh Plazmus
(Plazmus) Caesar's a bitch and he's just a dirty bitch!
(Decilley) I really mean it
(Plazmus) Caesar,
is a big fat fucking bitch!
Caesar, yeah! chaaa!
What?
*turns around to see Caesar and Lanius*
Aw... fuck