*plays music* Alright, it is my official 3 year anniversary where I became fully active as a Wattpader, and I hope you like my tribute to all of you lovable motherfuckers!

(Plazmus) Take a look of this, I'm a crazy ass  Nuthead
One sentence in, I've already made a joke - yep
Picking up steam, wonder why they call me hothead
Struck a deal with a friend, and I'm still stuck here
Yes, I made a weird bet, no need to get upset
I'm a cup of trouble, have you seen my mugshot yet?
Step in front of all my guns, and you drop dead
Wallop all your bosses, leave 'em all jobless
They'll never stop me from runnin' like a faucet
I'm a nutjob, don't you ever try to fuck me
You can never touch this, but you can kick the bucket
I'm meant to drink with, but not to be trusted
Heads up, hit the deck, MeganTheWolfHybrid
You don't really wanna get your head busted
I'm a dirty bitch, who needs a rough scrubbin'
After making these devilish stories - GOD DAMN!
I'll stop this train even if it's haunted
(PanzarHawk ) "Where's my ship?"
(Plazmus) Sorry, just sunk it! hopping like a frog, duck and dodge your punches
Won't shed a single tear when I'm choppin' onions
Spent all your breath huffin' and puffin'
Just to get dunked on by me for nothin'
Unless all you wanna end up dead
You do not mess with a guy like me, 'nuff said
(Decilley ) Do not mess with Plazmus, 'nuff said
(SolitaryAngel120 ) Do not mess with Plazmus, 'nuff said
(Sparkle_The_Galaxy ) Do not mess with Plazmus, 'nuff said
(FireFoxCamille ) Do not mess with Plazmus, 'nuff said NYEH!

(Plazmus) You'll never catch me cryin' over milk thats spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?
Im takin' devilish gambles
Nothing that a I couldn't handle
And now it's time to pay the bibbadibibitty-bill

Any line that you happen to draw
Is a line I'll be stepping across
My mind's a world lacking any natural laws
Have you had your coffee yet? Cuz I'm off of the walls
My demons need some exorcise
A little sugar oughtta get 'me energized
Will we ever get to heaven when we die?
Can't get any worse, we already bet our lives
Forget fairy tales, they're fizzin out
I'd like to pick a fight with that prick, Mickey Mouse
I'll kick his ass then I'll knock Walt Disney out
I'll leave 'em with a taste of toxic in their mouth (Disney) oh No!
(Plazmus) My hand's been dealt, it's a bad draw though
I'll go all in when the rest all fold
Look's like I'm on the last straw so
Better tell GoldenGoddess5101 th-that th-that's all folks!
Come see what we been brewin'
Something to keep ya movin'
Must be the beat I'm boomin'
Hit me with that funky music
How do we keep on groovin'?
Once could say we been juicin'
Beepin' boopin', looney toonin'
Time for you to face the music

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk thats spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?
Im takin' devilish gambles
Nothing that I couldn't handle
And now it's time to pay the bibbadibibitty-bill

I feel like the Holy Grail
Just hope I don't go to Hell
If so that won't go so well
I've been bad, but no one tell
I'm much more than just a cunt
Raise a glass and pick me up
Pour one more and drink it up, but don't choke

Cuz I'm not the kinda guy you should be copying from
I'll get the jump on ya when I report you fucks
Working in Wattpad is a ton of fun
(Lost_girl022 ) You child, do my bidding
(Plazmus) done and done! I'm a jazzy chap who'll leave you razzle-dazzled
After I whoop and wallop your ass in battle
When I'm stuck up shit's creek without a paddle
And just imagine, the glass is half full

You'll never catch me cryin' over milk thats spilled
My head ain't empty, but who knows with what it's filled?
I'm takin devilish gambles
Nothing that I couldn't handle
And now it's time to pay the bibbadibibitty-bill