(Oh yeah tell me;do you prefer longer or shorter chapters??I'll make them short for now because I'm lazy)

The sun went to bed and Timmy decided it would be best for him to do so aswell.He climbed into his shack and fell asleep in his rather well used bed.He snuggled up in the duvet but at exactly 3am he herd a noise so he rolled out of his bed (cuz he's lazy af) and walked around his 2 metre X 3 metre shack with no bathroom but he noticed another teen in a white hoodie rummaging his small fridge.Timmy froze as the teen looked to him and said in a husky voice "why the hell do you store shoe shine in the fridge?",Timmy replied "to keep it cool" in a casual voice (Timmy is somewhat slower than others so when he's approached by a fictitious mellicious murderer with a chelsie smile he thinks nothing of it,besidea it was his dream to become as edgy as that anyway).The ficticious murderer just shrugged but,upon further investigation from the killer's side he noticed something wriggle in Timmie's trouser leg.The murderer jumped through the window and ran off,screaming prayers and what seemed like the German national anthem backwards whilst Timmy shrugged and went to bed,contempt with his discovery of a potential friend,whispering to himself"what a nice fellow",before being so rudely interrupted by somenother,very familiar voice "Let me out,I'm sufacating you glory hole!".Timmy was greatly shook as he threw the blanket off himself and unzped his jeans  (the ones that he wore to his fieat date,his goldfishes funeral,his barmicva,his christening,his collaring,his first painting class...ok ok he only has 1 pair of trousers for his whole life!).He looked down and out popped a long snake like tube with a sphere and a mouth "BLALALALALALLA!",it exclaimed