HAPPY 10th ANNIVERYSARY HYPERDIMENSION NEPTUNIA!
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The Nintega Guy: Happy 1 decade Neptune.
Neptune: Heh heh heh, thanks Nintega. It was nice for us all to have a big party today huh?
The Nintega Guy: Yeah, speaking of which where are the other CPU's?
Noire, Blanc, and Vert then enter the room.
Vert: No need to be impatient Nintega we're here?
Blanc: 10 years. . . that a long way for all of us. I have to admit it.
Noire: Well I mean we have went on so many adventures together. If anything the fans are more glad to see us and play our games.
The Nintega Guy: You said it, Noire! Spoken like the favorite character that I love to this day.
Noire: I-I-I mean. . . it's not like I'm glad to see you happy Nintega. I was just saying that we're a big deal.
Neptune: Sure you were, Lonely Heart~!
Noire: Quit calling me that, Neptune!
Neptune: Why? You know you love it, Noire.
Noire: Grrr. . .
Blanc: Same old, same old.
The Nintega Guy: And we can never forget it.
Vert: If my gaming calculations are correct, we seem to have had 14 games, 4 remakes, 3 apps, 1 anime, 2 OVAs, 3 Mangas, and so many crossovers from Date a Live all the way to Azur Lane.
The Nintega Guy: Wow. . . Vert, next time we meet can I see all of your 4 Goddesses Online games and some of your manga?
Vert: Of course. I'd always like the company Nintega. Speaking of it, where's my sweet Nepgear?
Neptune: Vert! She's my Nep-Jr! No boobie time today!
Vert: What if I gave you pudding?
Neptune: Ha ha! Nice try bucko, but apparently I had someone already bring some pudding for me today for the anniversary party?
Noire: You didn't get who I think you got. . .?
Blanc: It's Neptune. . . what did you expect?
The CPU Candidates then appear.
Nepgear: Neptune, don't start the party without us.
Neptune: Nepgear! Finally! What took you so long?
Nepgear: Well. . . me and the other Candidates decided to chat a bit about the anniversary party before coming here. . . and also I had to help Histoire a little with the party decorations.
The Nintega Guy: What?! Neptune, you said that you made all of this for everybody attending and decided to do some work for us.
Neptune sticks her tongue out playfully.
Neptune: Look who you're talking to, Nintega.
The Nintega Guy: You son of a bitch.
Uni: Nintega? You're here?
The Nintega Guy: Obviously. *chuckles*
Neptune: He is the one who wrote this and is the author in general.
Uni: I see.
Noire: Hey, Uni I know you just got here, but can you help out with organizing this bag of Lastation games that I bought?
Uni: Sure, Noire. Leave it to me.
Blanc: I'm not surprised you two are here.
Ram: You expected us to miss a party like this? No way, Blanc!
Blanc: Just don't do anything reckless you two.
Rom: We won't. Promise.
Ram: Rom, you're not supposed to make promises that you can't keep.
Blanc: Ugh! Just when I thought that today will not be so irritating.
The Nintega Guy: *mumbles* The only thing that would irritate you the most is your flat chest.
Blanc however heard that and got her usual pissed off look with her eyes shadowed and a red glowing eye.
Blanc: WHAT THE HELL DID YOU JUST SAY?!
The Nintega Guy: W-What? How did you hear that?
Blanc: You know what?! I'll give you a fifteen second head start since I feel generous today!
The Nintega Guy: B-But it's s-still true Blanc. I mean come on. . . flat is justice!
Neptune, Vert, and Noire facepalm.
Noire: You're dead. . .
Blanc: BASTARD!
Blanc starts to chase Nintega around the room and both Rom and Ram start laughing at the situation that Nintega was in.
Ram: *laughs* Y'know this is kind of like what another author said. He got the same punishment from Blanc.
Rom: I know. *giggles* Some of our friends are such dummies.
Blanc eventually catches up to Nintega and starts to beat him up. It lasted for five minutes and Nintega had a bunch of bruises on his face. Nepgear goes up to him and gave him a Healing Pod which heals Nintega instantly.
The Nintega Guy: Note to self. . . never speak your mind around Blanc.
Blanc cracks her knuckles which intimidates Nintega.
Blanc: The next one will be worse. So talk carefully.
The Nintega Guy: Okay! Okay! Duly noted!
???: Hey, are we late?
Everyone turns to see that IF and Compa have arrived at the party.
Neptune: Iffy. Compa. I knew you two would come eventually.
IF: Sorry, we took so long, but Compa and I had some extra missions to do at the guild.
Compa: It was kind of fun. I even gave a tiny Dogoo a band-aid to heal it's boo-boo.
IF: . . .And then it ended up attacking us, but I took care of it.
Neptune: I don't wanna hear any excuses! I just wanna you two to be here for me! ME!
IF: *sighs* Really, Nep?
Compa: Were you really that desperate to have us here?
Neptune: Of course I was. Come to think of it, there are still some others missing as well.
Noire: Neptune, this is OUR party. For ALL of us. Quit hogging all of this to yourself.
Vert: Shouldn't just allow here anyways? She'll just come up with a fourth wall excuse like she's the protagonist.
Noire: Fair point.
Neptune: I AM THE PROTAGONIST THOUGH! *Neps internally*
The Nintega Guy: Geez, Neptune you don't have to get so uptight.
Nepgear: Yes, please calm down Neptune.
Neptune breathes in and out a few times to calm herself down.
Neptune: Okay, I'm good now.
IF: *groans* Sometimes you just have kind of power that just pisses everyone off.
Neptune: You be fair Iffy. It's not everyone.
IF: Ugh! Almost everyone. See what I mean?
???: She never pisses us off though. I personally think she's straight up awesome.
A portal opens up behind everyone and they see more characters come out which consisted of Plutia, Peashy, Adult Neptune, and Uzume.
The Nintega Guy: Uzume?
Uzume: Hey! Long time no see, Nintega. You too Nepsy.
Neptune (Adult): Wait, which one?
Uzume: Uh. . . duh! The one in front of us. I call you Big Nepsy.
Neptune (Adult): Oh, right. Sorry, it just slipped my mind.
Peashy: NEPTUNA!
Neptune: Uh oh.
Peashy runs up and instantly tackles Neptune to the floor which nearly knocks her out.
Peashy: Neptuna! I couldn't wait to see you for the party! I love parties!
Neptune: *grunts* It's great to see you too, P-ko.
Plutia: Hey Neppy.~
Neptune: Plutie! You came!
Plutia: Of course I did.~ I did promise myself to try and not take a nap tonight, and thankfully Histoire kept reminding me about it.
The Nintega Guy: At least you were able to make it, Plutie.
Plutia: Ohh. . . Nintega~?
The Nintega Guy: Yep, nice to see you Plutie.
Plutia: Same.
Vert: If I am not mistaken, we are still missing four people.
Blanc: Five acutally, Thunder Tits. Histoire is part of this too.
Vert: Yes I know, but what about. . .
???: The Gold Third?
Everybody looks towards the balcony to see that The Gold Third has entered for the party.
S-Sha: At first I thought. . . anniversary? Not interested. But we are part of the games so I thought a party wouldn't be bad.
Vert: Well, it was good that you at least decided to be sociable.
B-Sha: If Nep-Nep is throwing a party for all of us, then I am so there!
Neptune: Now that's my B-Sha right there.
K-Sha: Where's Noire?
Noire: Um. . . right here.
K-Sha runs up and hugs Noire.
K-Sha: I couldn't stay if you didn't Noire.
Noire: I know, I know. It's good to see you K-Sha.
C-Sha: How's it going Blanny? You ready to show how the Golden Pair can party?
Blanc: Yes, but please stop it with that damn name! It annoys me when I hear it!
C-Sha: Sorry, Blanny. It's a habit. So, who's up for some meat?
The Nintega Guy: Count me in!
Blanc: Sorry, Nintega, but I think she was referring to monster meat.
The Nintega Guy: Oh. . . then no. . . yuck.
Neptune: Okay, why is Histy the one who's last? She should've been in here earlier.
Histoire then flies into the room.
Histoire: Do not patronize me! I had to set up almost everything here while you were just lazing about. I had to recharge myself. You never work, even today!
Neptune: Come on, Histy. It's our anniversary. Can you just let it go?
Histoire: No, I will not. Tomorrow, when this is all over, I expect that both you and Nepgear clean up the place, no excuses! And I will not be helping!
Neptune: Now that's going too far, Histy.
Histoire: No, it's discipline. You all may have your fun now, but you'll have to clean up afterwards.
Nepgear: *sighs* Understood Histoire.
Histoire: Good, now I never thought I would ever say this to you Neptune, but. . . have fun!
Neptune: Now that's a phrase I like to hear Histy.
The Nintega Guy: Well, in that case. Let's party!
Uzume: Finally! I was getting damn tired of waiting.
Everyone in the room then starts to go around and either mingle, eat food, or play video games. Neptune goes up to The Nintega Guy.
Neptune: This is probably the best party yet since Victory.
The Nintega Guy: I agree! By the way, didn't you say that you were getting a huge amount of pudding for today?
Neptune: I got one of my personal favorite author friend of mine to bring me a tub of it!
The Nintega Guy: A pool of pudding! That's f***ing insane! And from who?!?!?!
Neptune: *chuckles* . . .Soejammy!
The Nintega Guy jaw drops at that.
The Nintega Guy: WHY HIM?!?! YOU ALREADY GOT A LIFETIME SUPPLY FROM HIM!!!
Neptune: You'd be surprised by what I can convince that stud to do, Nintega. He's probably struggling to carry that pool here as we speak.
The Nintega Guy: If he murders you. . . I'm not bringing you back from the dead.
Neptune: No worries buddy boy. He'll never catch me. Especially with the pies I have in stock.
The Nintega Guy: Oh. . . right. I forgot about those.
Neptune: Why don't we just enjoy the party now, and we can worry about Soe's murder spree on me later?
The Nintega Guy: Fine, but like I said, I'm not helping you if he does.
Neptune: Oh, don't worry about little ol' me Nintega. I have a ton of escape options. I can hide all across Wattpad and he still won't find me.
The Nintega Guy rolls his eyes and chuckles from that.
The Nintega Guy: And that's why we love you to this day Nep.
Neptune: Aw, thanks Nintega.
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English Lyrics: (via Google)
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♪ It sounds rectangular pulse love song ♪
♪ Here we go! Good to go! Neptune! ♪
♪ Friendship love Bivurosuto ♪
♪ Some bonds here Even slapstick ♪
♪ GJ my Sweet Heart ♪
♪ see you next week ♪
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