Tricking The Nerdlucks!
Pound: well how do you know more then we do?!
Rory: Uh... school?
Yosmite Sam ran on the stage holding his pistol
Sam: We ain't going nowhere!
Pound blasted Sam with his laser completely frying him. All of the looney tunes immediately put there hands up including Rory
Rory thinking: Ok that's just wrong
Bugs took off all the chains
Bugs: Eh not so fast doc. You can't just turn us into slaves that would be bad. You've have to give us a chance to defend ourselves
Pound: Oh yeah? Who says?
Nawt: Says who?
Bugs didn't know what to say
Bugs: Uh well...
Rory: ...wait this didn't happen the first time! Did I change things already?
Rory handed Bugs a rule book
Rory: try this
Bugs: oh thanks!
He wrote down 'give them a chance to defend themselves' in the boom and showed the nerdlucks
Bugs: Read them and weep boys!
Nawt: I'm a girl!
Bugs: yeah I knew that
Pound: it says give them a chance to defend themselves
Bang: Aww do we have to?
Rory: yep it's in the rule book
Bupkus: It is.
Blanko: Okay it is in the rule book
Bugs: Uno momento we have to confer!
He brought Rory Daffy Porky Sylvester and Elmer backstage
Bugs: Alright troops! It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us!
Porky: Oh I-I-I got it.
Bugs: Yes Private Porkster?
Porky: H-How about we challenge them to a spelling bee?
Rory: What about a sport?
Elmer: Say we could have a bowling tournament! That's a sport!
Daffy: hold on! why are you agreeing with this little girl who just appeared out of nowhere?!
Rory: I'm 13! A-And I just moved here
Bugs: Daffy this is Rosie she helped me out a few times already
Daffy: fine but we don't need to many girls in the looney tunes
Rory thinking: Wow the 90's had a lot less gender equality then the 21 century
Sylvester: Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of you? I say we get a ladder and wait until the old lady's out of the room then grab the little bird!
Bugs: Take a deep breath Sly. Okay Let's anaylze the competition here
He pulls down the chart of the Nerdlucks
Bugs: Now what are looking at here? We got a small race of invading aliens
Daffy: Small arms and short legs
Elmer: Not very fast
Rory: easy to trick
Sylvester: Tiny little guys
Porky: Can't jump high
They smiled and went back to the nerdlucks
Bugs: We challenge you to a basketball game!
He spins the ball around with on finger
Pound: All right basketball is is!
Bang: Basketball!
Nawt: Basketball!
Bupkus: What is basketball?
Rory: Allow me to explain. Basketball is a game played between two teams of five players in which 2 points are scored by throwing a ball through a netted hoop fixed above each end of the court
Nerdlucks: Ohhh!
Rory: I'm not done. The best players in the world need quick wits, speed, agility and strategies
Nawt: The best players in the world
Bupkus: The best!
Bugs: Wow! Rosie how do you know so much about basketball?
Rory: Uh... my parents taught me
Bugs: well I'm sure you're great!
Rory: thanks da- bugs!
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Later that day the looney tunes were practicing basketball
Bugs: Ok Rory do you want to do one on one? Lady's first after all!
Rory thinking: I want to but can't change to much of the past then I already have
Rory: Um... maybe let someone else go I like watching!
Daffy: that someone is me! and there's an important stragetic question I need to ask you
Bugs: what's that?
Daffy tired multiple sports outfits
Daffy: What do you think? These outfits go better with my coloring
Rory: what about white and blue?
Daffy: Oh I like it! Not a bad idea Susie!
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