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Tricking The Nerdlucks!

Pound: well how do you know more then we do?!

Rory: Uh... school?

Yosmite Sam ran on the stage holding his pistol

Sam: We ain't going nowhere!

Pound blasted Sam with his laser completely frying him. All of the looney tunes immediately put there hands up including Rory

Rory thinking: Ok that's just wrong

Bugs took off all the chains

Bugs: Eh not so fast doc. You can't just turn us into slaves that would be bad. You've have to give us a chance to defend ourselves

Pound: Oh yeah? Who says?

Nawt: Says who?

Bugs didn't know what to say

Bugs: Uh well...

Rory: ...wait this didn't happen the first time! Did I change things already?

Rory handed Bugs a rule book

Rory: try this

Bugs: oh thanks!

He wrote down 'give them a chance to defend themselves' in the boom and showed the nerdlucks

Bugs: Read them and weep boys!

Nawt: I'm a girl!

Bugs: yeah I knew that

Pound: it says give them a chance to defend themselves

Bang: Aww do we have to?

Rory: yep it's in the rule book

Bupkus: It is.

Blanko: Okay it is in the rule book

Bugs: Uno momento we have to confer!

He brought Rory Daffy Porky Sylvester and Elmer backstage

Bugs: Alright troops! It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us!

Porky: Oh I-I-I got it.

Bugs: Yes Private Porkster?

Porky: H-How about we challenge them to a spelling bee?

Rory: What about a sport?

Elmer: Say we could have a bowling tournament! That's a sport!

Daffy: hold on! why are you agreeing with this little girl who just appeared out of nowhere?!

Rory: I'm 13! A-And I just moved here

Bugs: Daffy this is Rosie she helped me out a few times already

Daffy: fine but we don't need to many girls in the looney tunes

Rory thinking: Wow the 90's had a lot less gender equality then the 21 century

Sylvester: Suffering succotash! What's wrong with all of you? I say we get a ladder and wait until the old lady's out of the room then grab the little bird!

Bugs: Take a deep breath Sly. Okay Let's anaylze the competition here

He pulls down the chart of the Nerdlucks

Bugs: Now what are looking at here? We got a small race of invading aliens

Daffy: Small arms and short legs

Elmer: Not very fast

Rory: easy to trick

Sylvester: Tiny little guys

Porky: Can't jump high

They smiled and went back to the nerdlucks

Bugs: We challenge you to a basketball game!

He spins the ball around with on finger

Pound: All right basketball is is!

Bang: Basketball!

Nawt: Basketball!

Bupkus: What is basketball?

Rory: Allow me to explain. Basketball is a game played between two teams of five players in which 2 points are scored by throwing a ball through a netted hoop fixed above each end of the court

Nerdlucks: Ohhh!

Rory: I'm not done. The best players in the world need quick wits, speed, agility and strategies

Nawt: The best players in the world

Bupkus: The best!

Bugs: Wow! Rosie how do you know so much about basketball?

Rory: Uh... my parents taught me

Bugs: well I'm sure you're great!

Rory: thanks da- bugs!

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Later that day the looney tunes were practicing basketball

Bugs: Ok Rory do you want to do one on one? Lady's first after all!

Rory thinking: I want to but can't change to much of the past then I already have

Rory: Um... maybe let someone else go I like watching!

Daffy: that someone is me! and there's an important stragetic question I need to ask you

Bugs: what's that?

Daffy tired multiple sports outfits

Daffy: What do you think? These outfits go better with my coloring

Rory: what about white and blue?

Daffy: Oh I like it! Not a bad idea Susie!

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