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Rabbits And A Duck!

In a forest Elmer Fudd is looking for bugs

Elmer: shh! Be very very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits

Not to far away daffy put up 'rabbit season' signs

Daffy: I am a duck bent on self preservation

Bugs fixed the sign to make it straight but then Elmer pointed his pistol at him

Elmer: Say your prayers rabbit! It's rabbit season!

Bugs: Duck season

Daffy: Rabbit season!

Bugs: Duck season

Daffy: Rabbit season!

Bugs: Rabbit season

Daffy: Duck season! Fire!

Elmer shot Daffy multiple times

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Daffy: Hold everything!

He was reading the script in a Warner brother meeting

Daffy: 'Daffy gets blasted' yep Page 7 'Daffy gets blasted' got it page 8 'Daffy gets blasted again!' What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. Brothers Warner show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge to those long eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged-

Three chairs spun around and Bugs Lola and Rory were each sitting in one

Bugs: Eh what's up doc?

Rory: Hi!

Lola: Hello everyone

Bugs: Fellas I think Daff's right. Maybe we'll take a vacation. Spent some quality time as a family

Kate shoot up from her chair

Kate: Mr. Duck excuse me I'm sorry. I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny

Daffy walked up to Kate

Daffy: Oh my heavens no. You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny. If you don't mind me asking whose glorified personal assistant are you?

Kate: Kate Houghton Vice President Comedy

Daffy: ...right

Kate: Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny Lola Bunny and Aurora Bunny-

Rory: Don't call me that! It's 'Rory'!

Kate: right of course. They are core assets that appeal to male and female young and old throughout the universe while Daffy's fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements

Daffy: Yeah but Come on fellas I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbits are!

Lola: go ahead Rory

Rory made the cutest face possible

All except daffy: Awww!

Daffy: fine she's adorable but moviegoers these days demand action heroes like me!

He did a punch of karate moves but just tied himself in a knot by accident

Daffy: T-Top that!

Lola light tapped daffy and he fell right back to Kate and was back to normal

Daffy: So it has come to this has it? I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol or these miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque

Employee: Whichever one's not the duck

Then an intern put a box of daffy's stuff on the table

Daffy: Hey that's the stuff from my office

Kate: You don't have an office. Not anymore

Rory felt bad for daffy

Daffy: Symbolically this is bad. Please Icy she-wolf? Help me please! I'm too moist and tender to retire!

Kate grabbed Daffy

Kate: let me escort you out

Daffy: Wait! I haven't tried toadying kowtowing or butt kissing yet! I'm still begging here!

Kate walked out of the room with daffy

Rory: what was that last part?

Lola: I'll explain when your older

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Bugs Lola Rory Kate left the building while kate was still holding onto daffy

Daffy: What about animation? I could do cartoons!

Bugs Bunny: Dead duck walking

Lola: for real this time

DJ: Morning Mr. and Mrs. Bunny

Rory: Hi DJ!

DJ: Hey Aurora

Rory: it's 'Rory'!

Daffy: Very hot now. And I do voices. Listen

He did impressions of other Looney Tunes while trying to get out of kates grip

Daffy: that's some grip lady

Kate: I need you to eject this duck

DJ: that's Daffy Duck

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