Rabbits And A Duck!
In a forest Elmer Fudd is looking for bugs
Elmer: shh! Be very very quiet. I'm hunting rabbits
Not to far away daffy put up 'rabbit season' signs
Daffy: I am a duck bent on self preservation
Bugs fixed the sign to make it straight but then Elmer pointed his pistol at him
Elmer: Say your prayers rabbit! It's rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Duck season
Daffy: Rabbit season!
Bugs: Rabbit season
Daffy: Duck season! Fire!
Elmer shot Daffy multiple times
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Daffy: Hold everything!
He was reading the script in a Warner brother meeting
Daffy: 'Daffy gets blasted' yep Page 7 'Daffy gets blasted' got it page 8 'Daffy gets blasted again!' What's the matter with you people? We can't do this kind of stuff anymore. Brothers Warner show biz legends like me shouldn't have to play stooge to those long eared, carrot-chomping, overbite-challenged-
Three chairs spun around and Bugs Lola and Rory were each sitting in one
Bugs: Eh what's up doc?
Rory: Hi!
Lola: Hello everyone
Bugs: Fellas I think Daff's right. Maybe we'll take a vacation. Spent some quality time as a family
Kate shoot up from her chair
Kate: Mr. Duck excuse me I'm sorry. I don't see how we can have a Bugs Bunny movie without Bugs Bunny
Daffy walked up to Kate
Daffy: Oh my heavens no. You couldn't have a movie without Bugs Bunny. If you don't mind me asking whose glorified personal assistant are you?
Kate: Kate Houghton Vice President Comedy
Daffy: ...right
Kate: Our latest research shows that Bugs Bunny Lola Bunny and Aurora Bunny-
Rory: Don't call me that! It's 'Rory'!
Kate: right of course. They are core assets that appeal to male and female young and old throughout the universe while Daffy's fan base is limited to angry fat guys in basements
Daffy: Yeah but Come on fellas I'm thrice the entertainer the rabbits are!
Lola: go ahead Rory
Rory made the cutest face possible
All except daffy: Awww!
Daffy: fine she's adorable but moviegoers these days demand action heroes like me!
He did a punch of karate moves but just tied himself in a knot by accident
Daffy: T-Top that!
Lola light tapped daffy and he fell right back to Kate and was back to normal
Daffy: So it has come to this has it? I'm afraid the Brothers Warner must choose between a handsome matinee idol or these miscreant perpetrator of low burlesque
Employee: Whichever one's not the duck
Then an intern put a box of daffy's stuff on the table
Daffy: Hey that's the stuff from my office
Kate: You don't have an office. Not anymore
Rory felt bad for daffy
Daffy: Symbolically this is bad. Please Icy she-wolf? Help me please! I'm too moist and tender to retire!
Kate grabbed Daffy
Kate: let me escort you out
Daffy: Wait! I haven't tried toadying kowtowing or butt kissing yet! I'm still begging here!
Kate walked out of the room with daffy
Rory: what was that last part?
Lola: I'll explain when your older
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Bugs Lola Rory Kate left the building while kate was still holding onto daffy
Daffy: What about animation? I could do cartoons!
Bugs Bunny: Dead duck walking
Lola: for real this time
DJ: Morning Mr. and Mrs. Bunny
Rory: Hi DJ!
DJ: Hey Aurora
Rory: it's 'Rory'!
Daffy: Very hot now. And I do voices. Listen
He did impressions of other Looney Tunes while trying to get out of kates grip
Daffy: that's some grip lady
Kate: I need you to eject this duck
DJ: that's Daffy Duck
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